I Can Has Lead Jammer?

KTHXBAI

2010-02-20T23:43:00.003-05:00

Dear friends of ICHLJ,

I love roller derby. And I love LOLthings of all varieties. This is why it pains me to say that I Can Has Lead Jammer will be no more. I haven't had the time to devote to it, what with derby and other pursuits. Either way, the flow of submissions had slowed greatly in 2009. The joke's over, folks. :(

This site will remain as an archive of all your wonderful submissions. I hope you'll swing by when you need a laugh or just want a daily dose of derby.

KTHXBAI
~Dainty

P.S. You can visit my (derby and non-derby related) blog here. What good is a farewell without a little old-fashioned self-promotion? ;)

Open Caption #35

2009-12-13T18:02:00.003-05:00

Submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Photo by Darren Mayhem
Skaters: Luna Impact and Dainty Inferno, both of GGRD

Open Caption #34

2009-11-27T22:25:00.002-05:00

Submitted by Christina
Photo: ?
Skaters: Fly #B4U, Circle City Socialites, pivot is from Fox Cityz Foxz (identify her in comments, plz!)

Invisibul Motorcycle

2009-10-13T23:38:00.003-04:00

Taken, capped and submitted by Colin Johnson, whimshot.com
Skaters (all Detroit Derby Girls): Rock Candy (driving), Sarah "Killbox" Hipel, Racer McChaseHer, Black Eyed Skeez, Cookie Rumble

Open Caption #33 (twofer!)

2009-10-13T23:34:00.001-04:00

And #2:

Submitted by Graffix Illuskater, Greenville Derby Dames
Photos: A Boy Named Tsunami
Skaters: Name 'em in the comments, plz!

surprize buttsecks

2009-10-13T23:29:00.005-04:00

Capped and submitted by Cocoa Booty, Central Arkansas Roller Derby
Photo: Eric Wyles
Skaters: Central Arkansas (purple) vs. Springfield Rollergirls: Jammer, Scrappy Sue, Kitty Kismet (CARD blocker on left)

I CAN HAZ HUG RACER?

2009-10-13T23:24:00.003-04:00

Capped and submitted by Soul Eater, Burning River Roller Girls
Photo: Colin Johnson
Skaters: Soul Eater (orange pivot), hugging Racer McChaseHer, Detroit Derby Girls

I can haz nap?

2009-09-20T00:13:00.002-04:00

Submitted by Brittney L.
Capped by Slaughter-Kinney, Rainy City Roller Dolls
Photo by PDXSharkey
Skaters: In green, Death Ro of Duke City Muñecas Muertas, unknown Rose City skater (name her in the comments, plz!)

Open Caption #32

2009-09-20T00:08:00.002-04:00

Submitted by Steffen Razor, Silicon Valley Roller Girls
Photo: Kelco
Skaters: Aim DeKill (SVRG, in purple) and Angelina Rollie, Santa Cruz Derby Girls

Open Caption #31

2009-08-22T18:29:00.003-04:00

Submitted by The Outlaw Josey Whales, Oklahoma City Roller Derby
Photo: Fresh Takes Photography (www.freshtakesphoto.com)
Skaters: Mya O Mya (jammer, Tornado Alley Rollergirls of OKC), unknown pivot, ICT Rollergirls (name her in the comments!)

Open Caption #30

2009-08-22T18:25:00.003-04:00

Submitted by Steffen Razor, Silicon Valley Roller Girls
Photo by Jim Cottingham
Skaters: Lemme Chokeya (B.A.D. Girls) and CynTax (jammer, SVRG)

This does not look like it ends well.

Flat Out FAIL

2009-07-29T00:42:00.004-04:00

(click to embiggen)

Not a traditional LOLlergirl, but still funneh. I Can Has Lead Jammer--where Internet memes become derbyfied.

Thanks to Freddy Kruelgirl (Northstar Rollergirls) for the submission!

YOU CAN HAS TSHIRTS

2009-07-18T23:18:00.002-04:00

O HAI!

I Can Has Lead Jammer is very proud to announce that we now have supercool official ICHLJ tshirts available from Wicked Skatewear! You can has shirts with your favorite ICHLJ sayings on them!

Go get them NAO!!!!

You can also has ICHLJ hotpants from Wicked. More options coming soon (as soon as we can get a pic of booties wearing said awesome hotpants)!!

Thanks to B Train and Strychnine for making it happen! GRATITUDE. I HAS IT.

HRAY!

~Dainty

Open Caption #29

2009-07-18T23:15:00.004-04:00

Submitted by wolve-reen of Derby Revolution of Bakersfield
Photo by Boss Hogg (derbydude.com)
Skaters: Resident Vixen of Central Coast Roller Derby and Dred Blocker of DRB

Open Caption #28

2009-07-18T23:12:00.002-04:00

Submitted by wolve-reen of Derby Revolution of Bakersfield
Photo by Boss Hogg (derbydude.com)
Skater: Banshee Recital of DRB

Open Caption #27

2009-07-18T23:08:00.003-04:00

Submitted by Wendy Marie
Photo by Joe Rollerfan
Skaters: Unknown! Name 'em in the comments!

Open Caption #26

2009-07-18T23:06:00.003-04:00

Submitted by Geno
Photo: Jules Doyle
Skaters: Unknown! Name 'em in the comments!

i can haz mai pivut job back plz

2009-07-18T22:52:00.003-04:00

Capped and submitted by Slim Fast of Suburbia Roller Derby
Photo: Amanda Wallace
Skaters: Suffah Kate, Ann Sane, Anya Nerves, Slim Fast; ref: MotorPsycho (all of Suburbia Roller Derby

Same team butt secks iz four oh leegul.

2009-07-18T22:44:00.002-04:00

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Bitches Bruze, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby's Western Mass Destruction
Skaters: Joan'a Sparks (pivot) and Don't Care Bear of the New Jersey Hellrazors
Ref: Will Jettison, PVRD's Dirty Dozen

Open Caption #25

2009-07-18T22:38:00.002-04:00

Submitted by Roger H.
Photo: UK Photo Guy (http://ukphotoguy.com/)
Skaters from Morristown Madams and East Penn Crushbunnies

YES, I CAN BE LEAD JAMMER.

2009-06-22T23:04:00.003-04:00

Photo: Joe Rollerfan
Capped and submitted by Jonathan R the Flying Squirrel, New York Shock Exchange and Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Seattle Derby Brats Tootsy Rollers (aren't they the cutest lil rollergirls you've ever seen???)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

2009-06-12T00:51:00.006-04:00

Photo: http://twitter.com/johnyjuice
Capped and submitted by Mt Tillicum, NSO, Rainy City Roller Dolls
Skater: Tone Death (of Lilac City Roller Girls, skating for Atomic City)

I haz secret weapon...

2009-06-12T00:47:00.003-04:00

Photo by Marc Lebryk, Naptown Roller Girls
Capped & Submitted by Tom Klubens, Naptown Roller Girls (Thanks to Smackie Onassis)
Skaters (L-R) Enya Grave (Ft. Wayne Derby Girls Bomb Squad), 4 Leaf Cleaver (#777), J. Roller, & Joanie Gouge (#51) (Naptown Roller Girls Tornado Sirens)

O NOEZ! IZ UNIFORM POLICE!

2009-06-12T00:43:00.003-04:00

Photo: Joshua Craig
Capped and submitted by DayGlo Divine, Charm City Roller Girls
Skaters: Fanta-C (Carolina Rollergirls), Tuffy Twofists (Carolina), Luv Agreshun (Carolina), Mistress May Eye (Charm City)
Ref: DayGlo Divine, Charm City

Open caption #24

2009-06-12T00:41:00.001-04:00

Photo: Tom Igoe
Submitted by OMG WTF, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Surly Temple, OMG WTF, and ref Hambone, all of GGRD

SexxyBak.

2009-06-12T00:32:00.004-04:00

Photo: Darrell Budic
Capped and submitted by Octopushy, Mad Rollin' Dolls
Skater: LOLcat, MRD

LOLlergirls has now officially gone meta.

I...IS...SUPERGURL!!!

2009-06-12T00:21:00.003-04:00

Photo: Jeff Boyce
Capped and submitted by Roger H.
Skaters, from L to R: Neil n' Bob (referee), Ruthless Ness
(Dutchland Blitz), Cherry Crush (DB), Rogue Rage (Morristown Madams), Max Power (referee), ASSault Shaker (MM), Megan Whoopie (DB), Spanish Incollision (DB)

slap fite?

2009-06-12T00:19:00.003-04:00

Photo: Jeff Boyce
Capped and submitted by Roger H.
Skaters, from L to R: Ova Dose (Morristown Madams), Village Vixen (MM),
White Thrash (Dutchland Blitz), G.O.D. (referee), The Spanish Incollision (DB),
Inna Propriate (MM), Marie Antoithreat (DB), Predator-in-Chief (MM)

Open caption #23

2009-06-12T00:13:00.002-04:00

Photo: AKoch Photography
Submitted by Ibeatya Amber, Big Easy Rollergirls
Skaters: unidentified Red Stick Rollergirl in black (name her in the comments, plz!), Joan Cougar Menstrualcramp (Big Easy Rollergirls) in white

Dis mammogram gonna need 2 handz

2009-06-12T00:08:00.003-04:00

Photo taken and submitted by Cory Layman
Caption: Joint effort between Sailor Scary, Chesty Copperpot and Cory Layman
Skaters: Armia Death (left) and Painbow Bright (right, in her Civvies after an injury early in the bout), both of the Rollergirls of Southern Indiana

Open Caption #22

2009-06-12T00:02:00.002-04:00

Photo by Jim Rhoads

Submitted by Josie Cuervo, Dutchland

Skaters: Jolene Jawbreaker (Dutchland) and Hillbilly Hellcat (Dutchland)

GOING FOR THE FIELD GOAL...

2009-05-11T00:51:00.004-04:00

Capped and submitted by Bitches Bruze, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby
Photo: Patrick Brewser
Skaters: (L to R) Davy Jones (PVRD Dirty Dozen), Velawesomeraptor (PVRD) and Filthy McNasty (New York Shock Exchange)

INVISIBLE PONY

2009-05-11T00:45:00.003-04:00

Capped and submitted by Juggernaut Bitch, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby
Photo: Xena Paradox, Boston Derby Dames
Skaters: Holy Hellga (PVRD, riding the poneh), and L to R: Joan'a Sparks, V-Rod DestroyHer, and Mental Block of the New Jersey Hellrazors. Can someone name the PVRD skaters? Kthx.

Invisible motorcycle race driver

2009-05-11T00:41:00.004-04:00

Capped and submitted by Elle McFierce, Houston Roller Derby
Photo: Kerry McClain (www.kerrymclain.com)
Skaters: Private BeenJammin & Scarlet O'Hurtya

Pffft! I just tooted!!!

2009-05-11T00:35:00.003-04:00

Capped and submitted by Brittney L.
Photo: Elayna Rose Photography
Skaters: Angela Death, Denver Roller Dolls (L) and Sassy, Oly Rollers

DO NOT WANT

ALWAYS LOOK BOTH WAYS

2009-05-11T00:22:00.004-04:00

Capped and submitted by Michelle D.
Photo: Andy "Cajun Eject-Her" Photography
Skaters: Brat-O-Tat, Red Stick Roller Derby (L) and ?

You know what to do...comments, plz!

Open Caption #21

2009-05-11T00:01:00.002-04:00

Submitted by B-17, Queen City Roller Girls
Photo: Fritzenfrat Photography
Skaters: Crazy Legs, Dawn-O-Mite, Hyper Bean, Dewey Decimator and Holly Lulu, all of Queen City Roller Girls

Open Caption #20

2009-05-10T23:49:00.003-04:00

Submitted by Ibeatya Amber, Big Easy Rollergirls
Photo: Smasher #727
Skaters: SmHitten (Mississippi Rollergirls) and Deuce McMaliceHer (Big Easy Rollergirls)

Open Caption!

2009-03-19T23:20:00.003-04:00

Photo: Craig Lammes
Submitted by Duchess of Torque, Charm City Roller Girls
Skaters: Rainbow's Revenge (Harrisburg Area Roller Derby jammer) and Dolly Rocket (Charm City)

Caption courtesy of Boxy, the Box Officer of the Mad Rollin' Dolls!

I GOTS WINGS!

2009-03-19T23:11:00.002-04:00

Photo taken and submitted by Jeff Boyce (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jaboyce/collections/72157603974261852/)
Capped by John Wilkes Score Booth, Morristown Madams
Skater: Rogue Rage, Morristown Madams

WE CAN HAS TIME FOR DANCE BREAK?

2009-03-19T22:59:00.004-04:00

Photo: Scott Stuntz (Muttshotz Photography)
Submitted by Ibeatya Amber & CHEAP THR!LL, both of Big Easy Rollergirls
Capped by CHEAP THR!LL
Skaters (L to R): Abita Hoedown (Red Stick Roller Derby) & Lacy Underalls (Big Easy Rollergirls)

Do you has a caption for this too? Here's the uncapped for your captioning enjoyment!

KISSY KISSY

2009-03-19T22:53:00.004-04:00

Photo: Ennie S., Central Mass Roller Derby
Capped and submitted by Wellen Dowd, Albany All Stars Roller Derby
Skaters: Charlotte Bruise-a-Lot, Montreal Roller Derby (green kisser); Vilette Venom, Albany All Stars Roller Derby (kissee)

pucker up, bebeh.

fried dohs

2009-03-19T22:49:00.002-04:00

Photo taken, capped, and submitted by Ennie S., Central Mass Roller Derby

Skaters: Georgia W. Tush (jammer), Montreal Roller Derby, two ladies from the Albany All-Stars, and an unknown Montreal New Skid on the Block. Know who they are? Name 'em in the comments!

THEY ARE COMING TO GET US BARBARA!

2009-03-19T22:43:00.002-04:00

Photo: ?
Capped and submitted by The Rev, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby
Skaters: Virginia Slim, Harm City Homicide (jammer), Cirkle Jerk, CT Death Quads...and who is the CTDQ pivot? Let us know in the comments, plz!!

Help the Gotham Girls with an assist!

2008-12-23T00:06:00.002-05:00

HELP GGRD WIN $10,000!!

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The Gotham Girls, should they win the grand prize, have additionally committed funds to assist the Tahirah Johnson Trust, benefiting the rehabilitation of Tequila Mockingbird, injured skater of Chicago's Windy City Rollers.

Help GGRD get the most votes and bring in $10,000 for derby!

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I CAN HAS BUTT SECKS??

2008-12-22T23:57:00.005-05:00

Photo: Jim Rhoades
Capped and submitted by Plenty O'Toole, Harrisburg Area Roller Derby
Skaters (L to R): Skid Ho (Mason Dixon Roller Vixens), Plenty O'Toole (H.A.R.D.), and Jesse Blames (H.A.R.D.)

We likez teh buttsecks.

Merby Open Caption Twofer

2008-12-22T23:41:00.006-05:00

Photos: ?
Submitted by MotorPsycho, New York Shock Exchange
Skaters: Top--Patrick Bateman & MotorPsycho (both of NYSE) and Cirkle Jerk of the Connecticut Death Quads
Bottom--Jonathan R., Patrick Bateman (behind Jonathan R.), Darth Invader, Rinkworm, and Motorpsycho, all of NYSE, Cirkle Jerk of the CT Death Quads

ROLLER DISCO DERBEE

2008-12-22T23:36:00.004-05:00

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Jeff Boyce
Skater: Lixxie Stixx, Garden State Rollergirls
Ref: Judge Knot, Philly Rollergirls

U LIKES PEEKTURES?

2008-12-07T21:45:00.002-05:00

O HAI

I know you like roller derby. And you like pictures. And you want to support roller derby and pictures of people playing roller derby. And you might need to buy people you know gifts for the holidays.

If any of the above apply to you, you should check out these items from Gotham Girls Roller Derby on eBay. Autographed pics of your favorite Gotham Girls All-Stars! There is no better gift to be given! All proceeds go to funding the travel expenses of the WFTDA National Champion Gotham Girls All-Stars.

GO BID NAO!!!

KTHXBAI
~Dainty

WHUT U MEANS DEY GONNA HIT ME?!

2008-12-07T21:31:00.005-05:00

Photo: Spotty Dog Photography
Capped and submitted by Heather W.
Skaters (L to R): Auntie Establishment, Madame Abagael, Snot Rocket Science (bench manager), Busty Brawler, Molly McShovin, Icepick, all of the Steel City Derby Demons B-Unit

YER BEWB NEEDZ LUVING MASSAJ

2008-12-07T21:28:00.002-05:00

Photo: Filthy McNasty (a.k.a. BrendanMC)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Nina Millimeter (Windy City) and Kandy Kakes (GGRD)

SMOOCHES!

2008-12-07T21:24:00.002-05:00

Photo: Apron (bjmacke)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Miss E. Vil & Kamikaze Kim of Duke City, Surly Temple of GGRD

You can has kissez.

RAD! or Open Caption #18

2008-12-07T21:16:00.003-05:00

Photo: Dan Statler Photography
Submitted by Dr. Gyn O'Might (Ventura County Derby Darlins)
Skaters: Vendetta Vixen (Ventura County Derby Darlins), Liza Mean-elli (Inland Empire Derby Divas), and Pabst Smear Ribbon (VCDD)

BZZZ! I Beez Air Plane!

2008-12-07T21:12:00.003-05:00

Photo: M.E. Stadler
Capped and submitted by Valerie of the Dolls, Chicago Outfit
Skaters: Polly Pocketknife, Queefer Sutherland, Valerie of the Dolls, Betty Blok'her, Jennie Lee Von Slaughter, all of the Chicago Outfit

Pleze don't leaves me!

2008-12-07T21:08:00.003-05:00

Recaption of Open Caption #9
Capped and submitted by Valerie of the Dolls, Chicago Outfit

HUVVERJAMMER

2008-12-07T21:05:00.004-05:00

Photo: Chris Chin
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Suzy Hotrod (jammer) and Kandy Kakes, both of GGRD

Doan wanna be a blocker no moar

2008-12-07T21:02:00.003-05:00

Photo: ?
Skaters: Speedy Guns Haul Ass (jammer, Slaughter County Roller Vixens) and Slaughter-Kinney (Rainy City Roller Dolls)
Capped and submitted by Brittney L. (have a derby name? Lemme know!)

INVISIBUL TOILET SEET

2008-10-16T00:33:00.002-04:00

Photo: Darren Mayhem
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Kandy Kakes, GGRD, and Teflon Donna, Philly Rollergirls

u can use teh hydrant too.

'SLAYED.

2008-10-16T00:30:00.003-04:00

Photos: Darren Mayhem
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Beyonsláy, GGRD, and Shenita Stretcher, Philly Rollergirls

Hard bloks. 'Slay has them.

SHEEZ DED, JIM

2008-10-16T00:26:00.003-04:00

Photo: Darren Mayhem
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters (L to R): Persephone (Philly Rollergirls), Scarlett Rage and Brigitte Barhot (GGRD), Teflon Donna (PRG) and Donna Matrix (GGRD)

Oops, I needz a towel!

2008-10-16T00:20:00.003-04:00

Capped by Kenneth D. from Open Caption #18

LOLlergirls getz swetty from playin teh derbiez.

RegionLOLs

2008-10-07T22:17:00.003-04:00

Lots of new LOLs posted below for your enjoyment. Scroll for LOLs...

Congrats to TXRG, B.A.D. Girls, Rat City, and Duke City on going to Nationals! Look forward to seeing you all there. This weekend I will be in Madison for Eastern Regionals, watching bouts and hoping people are taking good pictures. And of course, cheering for Gotham!

See you there? I'm looking forward to Wisconsin cheezburgers! NOM NOM NOM.
KTHXBAI
~Dainty

Governor's Cup LOLs

2008-10-07T21:48:00.006-04:00

Skaters: Rice Rocket (TXRG) and Lickety Split Tail (Dallas Derby Devils)

Somewun needz to tell deez guyz.

Texecutioners (L to R): Sparkle Plenty, Morphine, Booty Queen
Name the Dallas Derby Devils in the comments!

All photos by Bill Smotrilla (http://www.flickr.com/photos/smopho/)
All capped and submitted by Mama Morphine
From the 2008 Governor's Cup, Dallas, TX (9/21/08)

INVIZIBUL JUMPROPE

2008-10-07T21:27:00.003-04:00

Photo: Chris Chen
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters (L to R): Raggedy Animal (GGRD's Brooklyn Bombshells), Wrath Poutine (Montreal Roller Derby's New Skidz on the Block), and Hela Skelter (GGRD--Brooklyn)

Oh hai. I can has kissez?

2008-10-07T21:21:00.003-04:00

Photo: Kimmi DaKleaver
Capped and submitted by Annabelle Lecter, Sun State Roller Girls (Brisbane, Australia!)
Black kissy skater: Rose Ruin
Yellow skater: Blitz’n Vixen

An u can has hugz too.

Zeeba LOLs!

2008-10-07T21:06:00.008-04:00

Ref: Craigsfist, Ventura County Derby Darlins
Skater: Titty Kitty VCDD

Ref: Craigsfist, VCDD
Skater: Dr. Gyn O'Mite, VCDD

Jus b careful not to crash invizibl bike.

Skaters: Juv E. Nile, Hitman Heidi
Ref: Craigsfist

All capped and submitted by Craigsfist. Name missing names in the comments, plz!

Open Caption #18

2008-10-07T21:00:00.002-04:00

Photo: Asa Frye
Submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Fisti Cuffs, Regina DenTata, and Papierschnitt, all of Gotham Girls Roller Derby

OH. MY. GOD. BECKY.

2008-10-07T20:48:00.002-04:00

Photo: isenmike on Flickr
Capped and submitted by DayGlo Divine, Charm City Roller Girls
Refs: Miranda Wrights, Hellions of Troy Roller Derby, and DayGlo Divine, CCRG
Skater: Bazooka Joe, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby

Derbee buttz make nice buttz.

Open Caption #17

2008-09-24T23:25:00.001-04:00

Photo: ?
Submitted by Vendetta Vixen, Ventura County Derby Darlins
Skaters: name 'em in the comments!

BZZZZZZ! We bees air planes!

2008-09-24T23:20:00.003-04:00

Photo: ?
Capped and submitted by Vendetta Vixen, Ventura County Derby Darlins
Skaters: Dread Blocker, Bakersfield Rollergirls, and Ally Crash, Ventura County Derby Darlins

Aw but ez not meh birftay!

2008-09-24T23:16:00.003-04:00

Photo: Mr. Pain
Capped and submitted by Samoa Pain, Rogue Rollergirls
Skater: Bull Lee #11, Rogue Rollergirls

OH BEEHAAYVE!

2008-08-20T23:30:00.003-04:00

Photo: Filthy McNasty (http://flickr.com/photos/brendanmc)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Brigitte Barhot (pivot, Bronx Gridlock), Scarlett Rage (jammer, Queens of Pain), and Cheapskate (Queens of Pain), all of Gotham Girls Roller Derby

KUT?

2008-08-20T23:26:00.002-04:00

Photo: Filthy McNasty (http://flickr.com/photos/brendanmc)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Bonnie Thunders (jammer, Bronx Gridlock) and Donna Matrix (Queens of Pain), both of Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Conscientious refs: Flying Squirrel and Endless Justin, both of GGRD

I SEES DEAD PEEPLE

2008-08-20T23:22:00.002-04:00

Photo: Filthy McNasty (http://flickr.com/photos/brendanmc)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Scarlett Rage, Queens of Pain (jammer), and Kandy Kakes (pivot, Bronx Gridlock) both of Gotham Girls Roller Derby

SUMDAY THEY'LL FIND IT

2008-08-20T23:09:00.002-04:00

Photo: Filthy McNasty (http://flickr.com/photos/brendanmc)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters (L to R): Beyonsláy, Daizy Chainz, Slamboni (manager), Kandy Kakes, Speed McQueen, She Raw, Dainty Inferno, and Lemony Kickit, all of the Bronx Gridlock, Gotham Girls Roller Derby

Invisibul Lead Jammer!

2008-08-10T21:42:00.002-04:00

Photo: Amy Coleman
Capped and submitted by Reffington Steele, Providence Roller Derby
Lonely ref: Reffington Steele, PRD

Find a ref a friend.

Open Caption #16

2008-07-31T22:43:00.005-04:00

Photo: ?
Submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby (with the assist from Hannah Grenade, LA Derby Dolls)
Skaters: Aunt Flo (jammer), San Diego Derby Dolls, and Vixia Vex (blocker), also of SDDD.

Bonus captioned LOL, courtesy of Darth eVader, Tucson Derby Brats:

MOAR LOLZ, this one from Aunt Flo herself!

o hai i can has em see and ayy?

2008-07-31T22:36:00.003-04:00

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Jason Bechtel
Skater: Suzy Hotrod, Gotham Girls Roller Derby

(and I just noticed me in the background with the red GGRD shirt!)

i haz danc skillz

2008-07-31T22:31:00.003-04:00

Photo: Kerry McClain Photography (www.kerrymcclain.com)
Capped and submitted by Elle McFierce, Houston Roller Derby
Skaters: ? Name 'em if you know 'em!

u ated my cookie

2008-07-31T22:26:00.002-04:00

Photo: Christopher Bail
Capped and submitted by BB Basher
Skaters: all Steel City Derby Demons (Pittsburgh):
Angry green blocker - BB Basher
Black Pivot - Double Destroyer
In teh background - Wanda Skate, J Bomb, Athena and Formalda Heidi
In teh back background - Hannibal Refter

NOM! NOM! NOM!

2008-07-31T22:19:00.003-04:00

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Filthy Luka
Zeebas: Mr. RAWK, Gotham Girls Roller Derby, nomming Dr. Vroom, Windy City Rollers

Mai head ref has a first name, it's NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM...

piggyback ride

2008-07-31T22:12:00.003-04:00

Photo: Joe Rollerfan
Capped and submitted by Judy Asa Punk, Dockyard Derby Dames
Skaters: Vitamin V, Dockyard Derby Dames (white top), and B-Tease-N, Oly Rollers (pink top)

Maybe try a 'Slay Ride?

Open Caption #15

2008-07-31T22:07:00.003-04:00

Photo: Apron (http://www.flickr.com/photos/bjmacke/)
Submitted by Violet Temper, Philly Rollergirls
Skaters: Gloria Grindem, Philly Rollergirls and one of the Dairyland Dolls (name the flying skater in the comments, plz!)

I has invisubul bass

2008-07-31T21:59:00.003-04:00

Photo taken, capped, and submitted by Filthy Luka
Skater: Roxanna Hardplace, Detroit Derby Girls

INVISIBLE FIRE HYDRANT

2008-07-31T21:57:00.002-04:00

Photo: ? (HKRG fan)

Capped and submitted by: Madame Mayhem, Hard Knox Roller Girls

Skater: Val Yumm, Hard Knox Roller Girls

dear god

2008-07-31T21:53:00.003-04:00

Photo: ? (HKRG Fan)

Capped and submitted by: Madame Mayhem, Hard Knox Roller Girls

Skaters: (L-R) Miss Kat A Kombs, Kell's Inferno (HKRG jammer), Sk8 Ninja (Derby City Roller Girls), unknown DCRG, Tank Her A!! (HKRG pivot), Carrie A Glock (DCRG), unknown DCRG jammer--Name the unknowns in the comments (if you can)!

HOLDZ STILL!

2008-07-31T21:47:00.002-04:00

Photo: ?
Capped and submitted by High Trie Zen, Dixie Derby Girls
Skaters: Wicked One, B.O.A., Bama Brewser (all Dixie Derby Girls)

Mai Boob!!!

2008-07-31T21:44:00.002-04:00

Photo: King-photography.com

Submitted by: Madame Mayhem, Hard Knox Roller Girls, Knoxville TN

Skaters: (left to right) Tank Her A!! (HKRG), Drop Dead Gorgeous (HKRG), Cherry Darling (R.O.C.K), Beverly Killbilly (HKRG)

Look, Look!!! Buttsecks!!

2008-07-31T21:41:00.001-04:00

Photo By : Fan in the Crowd

Capped and Submitted by : Madame Mayhem, Hard Knox Roller Girls, Knoxville TN

Skaters: Forrest Ump, Blue Ridge Roller Girls (ref), Sir Wheel of Derby City Roller Girls (in black), Madame Mayhem of Hard Knox Roller Girls (in green)

ECE!

2008-06-19T23:45:00.002-04:00

O HAI

Finally caught up on submissions, thx for ur patience. See lots of new LOLs below.

Are you going to the East Coast Derby Extravaganza this weekend? Me too! Gotham Girls are representing in 4 bouts: Gotham vs. TXRG on Saturday, Wall Street Traitors vs. N.E.R.D. on Sunday morning, followed immediately by Gotham's Meatpacking District vs. Windy City's Skater Tots and Gotham vs. Denver Sunday afternoon. I will be at all of those (skating for Meatpacking District, cheering at all others) and working the GGRD merch table from 5-7 Sunday night. Come say HAI! And don't forget to send in your ECE LOLs next week!

KTHXBAI
~Dainty

z plane z plane!

2008-06-19T23:43:00.003-04:00

Photo: Samoa Pain, Rogue Rollergirls

Submitted by Samoa Pain

Skaters: Holly Hunter - Columbia Quad Squad, Samoa Pain - Rogue Rollergirls, Little Bill - Rogue Rollergirls

iz not ur butt

2008-06-19T23:39:00.003-04:00

Photo by: Katie Stapely http://www.katiestapely.com/

Capped and submitted by: Norma Lee Wright, Windy City Rollers www.windycityrollers.com

Skaters: Nina Millimeter, Mo Vengeance, Karmageddon (all of WCR)

JAMES BROWN JAMMER

2008-06-19T23:34:00.003-04:00

Photo: Glenn Davenport www.glennd.com
Capped and submitted by Wellen Dowd, Albany All Stars Roller Derby
Skaters: (front to back) Christina B. Evil (Assault City Roller Derby), Vilette Venom, Glamthrax and Dance Dance Retribution (Albany All Stars Roller Derby), Feisty Fury, Junita Bruisen and Mascariah (ACRD)

JEDI LOLERGIRL

2008-06-19T23:30:00.003-04:00

Photo: Glenn Davenport www.glennd.com
Capped, photoshopped, and submitted by Wellen Dowd of Albany All Stars Roller Derby
Skaters: (L to R) Dance Dance Retribution, Glamthrax and Vilette Venom all from Albany All Stars Roller Derby
Blurry refs in background: Sugar Daddy and Pachinko (both of Gotham Girls Roller Derby)

I HAS A MOUTHGUARD!

2008-06-19T23:26:00.004-04:00

Photo: biostuart @ http://www.flickr.com/photos/biostuart/
Capped and submitted by Bette Noir, London Rollergirls
Skater: Bette Noir, London Rollergirls

iz rollerderby...

2008-06-19T23:21:00.003-04:00

Photo taken, capped, submitted, by Jason Bechtel ( http://www.flickr.com/photos/jasephotos/sets/ )

Snot Rocket Science from the Steel City Derby Demons (can someone confirm y or n?)

iz okay, i gotz dem all

2008-06-19T23:18:00.003-04:00

Photo taken, capped, submitted, by Jason Bechtel (the man does it all! http://www.flickr.com/photos/jasephotos/sets/ )

Skaters: June with a Cleaver, Cincinnati Rollergirls, and three Steel City Blockers--name 'em in the comments!

STOP TALKING-STOP TALKING

2008-06-19T23:13:00.003-04:00

Photo: Ron Douglas
Submitted by: Temper Tantrum, Tragic City Rollers
P.O.'d lookin' skater: Bump-Her Kar, of the Devil Dollies (Queen City Roller Girls--Buffalo, NY)
Add your own caption!

Open Caption #14

2008-06-19T23:07:00.003-04:00

Photo: Scott Stuntz
Submitted by Vargas Girl, Big Easy Rollergirls
Skaters (L to R): Ibeatya Amber, BERG; Kina Wahine, OC Rollergirls; Louise Ze Animal, BERG

MAH NVIZIBL BIKE

2008-06-19T23:02:00.003-04:00

Photo: Aaron Z, Carolina Rollergirls
Capped and submitted by Penelope Bruz, Carolina Rollergirls
Skaters: Penelope Bruz (on the invisible bike), Shorty Fuse on the invisible Slip 'N Slide