Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Help the Gotham Girls with an assist!



HELP GGRD WIN $10,000!!




Help Gotham Girls Roller Derby assist the derby community with a $10,000 contribution from the new rock station 101.9 RXP -- "The New York Rock Experience!"

The new radio station 101.9 RXP "The New York Rock Experience" (101.9 FM) is hosting a special challenge for its listeners, and Gotham Girls Roller Derby could win $10,000 to help finance the continued production of national-quality roller derby competition for women in New York City, including training programs, local community outreach programs and skating workshops.

The Gotham Girls, should they win the grand prize, have additionally committed funds to assist the Tahirah Johnson Trust, benefiting the rehabilitation of Tequila Mockingbird, injured skater of Chicago's Windy City Rollers.

Help GGRD get the most votes and bring in $10,000 for derby!

All the details of the promotion are at:http://www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/charityvote

Vote early, and vote often! You can vote ONCE A DAY FOR 45 DAYS from December 15th through January 30th, 2009. EVERY DAY COUNTS! So sign up for a daily reminder!

GGRD has set up a special e-mail list just for this promotion where supporters can sign up to receive a brief daily reminder to vote. Please sign up for the daily reminder to take one minute a day to help Tequila and GGRD's community outreach programs. Submit your e-mail address at the bottom of http://www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/charityvote

SPREAD THE WORD!

Please tell friends to vote as well! Please forward them the text of this announcement and invite them to sign up for the daily voting reminder at http://www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/charityvote

Every time you vote, or tell a friend to vote, you are making a huge difference for derby!

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Gotham Girls Roller Derby NFP, Ltd. is a public charity, exempt from Federal income tax under section 501(c)3 of the Internal Revenue Code. Contributions to the league are deductible under section 170 of the Internal Revenue Code.

Monday, December 22, 2008

I CAN HAS BUTT SECKS??

Photo: Jim Rhoades
Capped and submitted by Plenty O'Toole, Harrisburg Area Roller Derby
Skaters (L to R): Skid Ho (Mason Dixon Roller Vixens), Plenty O'Toole (H.A.R.D.), and Jesse Blames (H.A.R.D.)

We likez teh buttsecks.

Merby Open Caption Twofer


Photos: ?
Submitted by MotorPsycho, New York Shock Exchange
Skaters: Top--Patrick Bateman & MotorPsycho (both of NYSE) and Cirkle Jerk of the Connecticut Death Quads
Bottom--Jonathan R., Patrick Bateman (behind Jonathan R.), Darth Invader, Rinkworm, and Motorpsycho, all of NYSE, Cirkle Jerk of the CT Death Quads

ROLLER DISCO DERBEE

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Jeff Boyce
Skater: Lixxie Stixx, Garden State Rollergirls
Ref: Judge Knot, Philly Rollergirls

Sunday, December 7, 2008

U LIKES PEEKTURES?

O HAI

I know you like roller derby. And you like pictures. And you want to support roller derby and pictures of people playing roller derby. And you might need to buy people you know gifts for the holidays.

If any of the above apply to you, you should check out these items from Gotham Girls Roller Derby on eBay. Autographed pics of your favorite Gotham Girls All-Stars! There is no better gift to be given! All proceeds go to funding the travel expenses of the WFTDA National Champion Gotham Girls All-Stars.

GO BID NAO!!!

KTHXBAI
~Dainty

WHUT U MEANS DEY GONNA HIT ME?!

Photo: Spotty Dog Photography
Capped and submitted by Heather W.
Skaters (L to R): Auntie Establishment, Madame Abagael, Snot Rocket Science (bench manager), Busty Brawler, Molly McShovin, Icepick, all of the Steel City Derby Demons B-Unit

YER BEWB NEEDZ LUVING MASSAJ

Photo: Filthy McNasty (a.k.a. BrendanMC)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Nina Millimeter (Windy City) and Kandy Kakes (GGRD)

SMOOCHES!

Photo: Apron (bjmacke)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Miss E. Vil & Kamikaze Kim of Duke City, Surly Temple of GGRD

You can has kissez.

RAD! or Open Caption #18


Photo: Dan Statler Photography
Submitted by Dr. Gyn O'Might (Ventura County Derby Darlins)
Skaters: Vendetta Vixen (Ventura County Derby Darlins), Liza Mean-elli (Inland Empire Derby Divas), and Pabst Smear Ribbon (VCDD)

BZZZ! I Beez Air Plane!


Photo: M.E. Stadler
Capped and submitted by Valerie of the Dolls, Chicago Outfit
Skaters: Polly Pocketknife, Queefer Sutherland, Valerie of the Dolls, Betty Blok'her, Jennie Lee Von Slaughter, all of the Chicago Outfit

Pleze don't leaves me!

Recaption of Open Caption #9
Capped and submitted by Valerie of the Dolls, Chicago Outfit

HUVVERJAMMER

Photo: Chris Chin
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Suzy Hotrod (jammer) and Kandy Kakes, both of GGRD

Doan wanna be a blocker no moar

Photo: ?
Skaters: Speedy Guns Haul Ass (jammer, Slaughter County Roller Vixens) and Slaughter-Kinney (Rainy City Roller Dolls)
Capped and submitted by Brittney L. (have a derby name? Lemme know!)

Thursday, October 16, 2008

INVISIBUL TOILET SEET

Photo: Darren Mayhem
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Kandy Kakes, GGRD, and Teflon Donna, Philly Rollergirls

u can use teh hydrant too.

'SLAYED.


Photos: Darren Mayhem
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Beyonsláy, GGRD, and Shenita Stretcher, Philly Rollergirls

Hard bloks. 'Slay has them.

SHEEZ DED, JIM

Photo: Darren Mayhem
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters (L to R): Persephone (Philly Rollergirls), Scarlett Rage and Brigitte Barhot (GGRD), Teflon Donna (PRG) and Donna Matrix (GGRD)

Oops, I needz a towel!


Capped by Kenneth D. from Open Caption #18

LOLlergirls getz swetty from playin teh derbiez.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

RegionLOLs

Lots of new LOLs posted below for your enjoyment. Scroll for LOLs...

Congrats to TXRG, B.A.D. Girls, Rat City, and Duke City on going to Nationals! Look forward to seeing you all there. This weekend I will be in Madison for Eastern Regionals, watching bouts and hoping people are taking good pictures. And of course, cheering for Gotham!

See you there? I'm looking forward to Wisconsin cheezburgers! NOM NOM NOM.
KTHXBAI
~Dainty

Governor's Cup LOLs


Skaters: Rice Rocket (TXRG) and Lickety Split Tail (Dallas Derby Devils)

Somewun needz to tell deez guyz.


Texecutioners (L to R): Sparkle Plenty, Morphine, Booty Queen
Name the Dallas Derby Devils in the comments!

All photos by Bill Smotrilla (http://www.flickr.com/photos/smopho/)
All capped and submitted by Mama Morphine
From the 2008 Governor's Cup, Dallas, TX (9/21/08)

INVIZIBUL JUMPROPE


Photo: Chris Chen
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters (L to R): Raggedy Animal (GGRD's Brooklyn Bombshells), Wrath Poutine (Montreal Roller Derby's New Skidz on the Block), and Hela Skelter (GGRD--Brooklyn)

Oh hai. I can has kissez?

Photo: Kimmi DaKleaver
Capped and submitted by Annabelle Lecter, Sun State Roller Girls (Brisbane, Australia!)
Black kissy skater: Rose Ruin
Yellow skater: Blitz’n Vixen

An u can has hugz too.

Zeeba LOLs!

Ref: Craigsfist, Ventura County Derby Darlins
Skater: Titty Kitty VCDD




Ref: Craigsfist, VCDD
Skater: Dr. Gyn O'Mite, VCDD

Jus b careful not to crash invizibl bike.


Skaters: Juv E. Nile, Hitman Heidi
Ref: Craigsfist

All capped and submitted by Craigsfist. Name missing names in the comments, plz!

Open Caption #18


Photo: Asa Frye
Submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Fisti Cuffs, Regina DenTata, and Papierschnitt, all of Gotham Girls Roller Derby

OH. MY. GOD. BECKY.


Photo: isenmike on Flickr
Capped and submitted by DayGlo Divine, Charm City Roller Girls
Refs: Miranda Wrights, Hellions of Troy Roller Derby, and DayGlo Divine, CCRG
Skater: Bazooka Joe, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby

Derbee buttz make nice buttz.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Open Caption #17

Photo: ?
Submitted by Vendetta Vixen, Ventura County Derby Darlins
Skaters: name 'em in the comments!

BZZZZZZ! We bees air planes!


Photo: ?
Capped and submitted by Vendetta Vixen, Ventura County Derby Darlins
Skaters: Dread Blocker, Bakersfield Rollergirls, and Ally Crash, Ventura County Derby Darlins

Aw but ez not meh birftay!

Photo: Mr. Pain
Capped and submitted by Samoa Pain, Rogue Rollergirls
Skater: Bull Lee #11, Rogue Rollergirls

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

OH BEEHAAYVE!

Photo: Filthy McNasty (http://flickr.com/photos/brendanmc)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Brigitte Barhot (pivot, Bronx Gridlock), Scarlett Rage (jammer, Queens of Pain), and Cheapskate (Queens of Pain), all of Gotham Girls Roller Derby

KUT?

Photo: Filthy McNasty (http://flickr.com/photos/brendanmc)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Bonnie Thunders (jammer, Bronx Gridlock) and Donna Matrix (Queens of Pain), both of Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Conscientious refs: Flying Squirrel and Endless Justin, both of GGRD

I SEES DEAD PEEPLE

Photo: Filthy McNasty (http://flickr.com/photos/brendanmc)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Scarlett Rage, Queens of Pain (jammer), and Kandy Kakes (pivot, Bronx Gridlock) both of Gotham Girls Roller Derby

SUMDAY THEY'LL FIND IT


Photo: Filthy McNasty (http://flickr.com/photos/brendanmc)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters (L to R): Beyonsláy, Daizy Chainz, Slamboni (manager), Kandy Kakes, Speed McQueen, She Raw, Dainty Inferno, and Lemony Kickit, all of the Bronx Gridlock, Gotham Girls Roller Derby

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Invisibul Lead Jammer!


Photo: Amy Coleman
Capped and submitted by Reffington Steele, Providence Roller Derby
Lonely ref: Reffington Steele, PRD

Find a ref a friend.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Open Caption #16


Photo: ?
Submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby (with the assist from Hannah Grenade, LA Derby Dolls)
Skaters: Aunt Flo (jammer), San Diego Derby Dolls, and Vixia Vex (blocker), also of SDDD.

Bonus captioned LOL, courtesy of Darth eVader, Tucson Derby Brats:


MOAR LOLZ, this one from Aunt Flo herself!

o hai i can has em see and ayy?

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Jason Bechtel
Skater: Suzy Hotrod, Gotham Girls Roller Derby

(and I just noticed me in the background with the red GGRD shirt!)

i haz danc skillz


Photo: Kerry McClain Photography (www.kerrymcclain.com)
Capped and submitted by Elle McFierce, Houston Roller Derby
Skaters: ? Name 'em if you know 'em!

u ated my cookie

Photo: Christopher Bail
Capped and submitted by BB Basher
Skaters: all Steel City Derby Demons (Pittsburgh):
Angry green blocker - BB Basher
Black Pivot - Double Destroyer
In teh background - Wanda Skate, J Bomb, Athena and Formalda Heidi
In teh back background - Hannibal Refter

NOM! NOM! NOM!

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Filthy Luka
Zeebas: Mr. RAWK, Gotham Girls Roller Derby, nomming Dr. Vroom, Windy City Rollers

Mai head ref has a first name, it's NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM...

piggyback ride

Photo: Joe Rollerfan
Capped and submitted by Judy Asa Punk, Dockyard Derby Dames
Skaters: Vitamin V, Dockyard Derby Dames (white top), and B-Tease-N, Oly Rollers (pink top)

Maybe try a 'Slay Ride?

Open Caption #15

Photo: Apron (http://www.flickr.com/photos/bjmacke/)
Submitted by Violet Temper, Philly Rollergirls
Skaters: Gloria Grindem, Philly Rollergirls and one of the Dairyland Dolls (name the flying skater in the comments, plz!)

I has invisubul bass

Photo taken, capped, and submitted by Filthy Luka
Skater: Roxanna Hardplace, Detroit Derby Girls

INVISIBLE FIRE HYDRANT


Photo: ? (HKRG fan)

Capped and submitted by: Madame Mayhem, Hard Knox Roller Girls

Skater: Val Yumm, Hard Knox Roller Girls

dear god


Photo: ? (HKRG Fan)

Capped and submitted by: Madame Mayhem, Hard Knox Roller Girls

Skaters: (L-R) Miss Kat A Kombs, Kell's Inferno (HKRG jammer), Sk8 Ninja (Derby City Roller Girls), unknown DCRG, Tank Her A!! (HKRG pivot), Carrie A Glock (DCRG), unknown DCRG jammer--Name the unknowns in the comments (if you can)!