Open Caption #34

Submitted by Christina
Photo: ?
Skaters: Fly #B4U, Circle City Socialites, pivot is from Fox Cityz Foxz (identify her in comments, plz!)

Invisibul Motorcycle

Taken, capped and submitted by Colin Johnson, whimshot.com
Skaters (all Detroit Derby Girls): Rock Candy (driving), Sarah "Killbox" Hipel, Racer McChaseHer, Black Eyed Skeez, Cookie Rumble

Open Caption #33 (twofer!)

And #2:

Submitted by Graffix Illuskater, Greenville Derby Dames
Photos: A Boy Named Tsunami
Skaters: Name 'em in the comments, plz!

surprize buttsecks

Capped and submitted by Cocoa Booty, Central Arkansas Roller Derby
Photo: Eric Wyles
Skaters: Central Arkansas (purple) vs. Springfield Rollergirls: Jammer, Scrappy Sue, Kitty Kismet (CARD blocker on left)

I CAN HAZ HUG RACER?

Capped and submitted by Soul Eater, Burning River Roller Girls
Photo: Colin Johnson
Skaters: Soul Eater (orange pivot), hugging Racer McChaseHer, Detroit Derby Girls

I can haz nap?

Submitted by Brittney L.
Capped by Slaughter-Kinney, Rainy City Roller Dolls
Photo by PDXSharkey
Skaters: In green, Death Ro of Duke City Muñecas Muertas, unknown Rose City skater (name her in the comments, plz!)

Open Caption #32

Submitted by Steffen Razor, Silicon Valley Roller Girls
Photo: Kelco
Skaters: Aim DeKill (SVRG, in purple) and Angelina Rollie, Santa Cruz Derby Girls

Open Caption #31

Submitted by The Outlaw Josey Whales, Oklahoma City Roller Derby
Photo: Fresh Takes Photography (www.freshtakesphoto.com)
Skaters: Mya O Mya (jammer, Tornado Alley Rollergirls of OKC), unknown pivot, ICT Rollergirls (name her in the comments!)

Open Caption #30

Submitted by Steffen Razor, Silicon Valley Roller Girls
Photo by Jim Cottingham
Skaters: Lemme Chokeya (B.A.D. Girls) and CynTax (jammer, SVRG)

This does not look like it ends well.

Flat Out FAIL

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Not a traditional LOLlergirl, but still funneh. I Can Has Lead Jammer--where Internet memes become derbyfied.

Thanks to Freddy Kruelgirl (Northstar Rollergirls) for the submission!

YOU CAN HAS TSHIRTS

O HAI!

I Can Has Lead Jammer is very proud to announce that we now have supercool official ICHLJ tshirts available from Wicked Skatewear! You can has shirts with your favorite ICHLJ sayings on them!

Go get them NAO!!!!

You can also has ICHLJ hotpants from Wicked. More options coming soon (as soon as we can get a pic of booties wearing said awesome hotpants)!!

Thanks to B Train and Strychnine for making it happen! GRATITUDE. I HAS IT.

HRAY!

~Dainty

Open Caption #29

Submitted by wolve-reen of Derby Revolution of Bakersfield
Photo by Boss Hogg (derbydude.com)
Skaters: Resident Vixen of Central Coast Roller Derby and Dred Blocker of DRB

Open Caption #28

Submitted by wolve-reen of Derby Revolution of Bakersfield
Photo by Boss Hogg (derbydude.com)
Skater: Banshee Recital of DRB

Open Caption #27

Submitted by Wendy Marie
Photo by Joe Rollerfan
Skaters: Unknown! Name 'em in the comments!

Open Caption #26

Submitted by Geno
Photo: Jules Doyle
Skaters: Unknown! Name 'em in the comments!

i can haz mai pivut job back plz

Capped and submitted by Slim Fast of Suburbia Roller Derby
Photo: Amanda Wallace
Skaters: Suffah Kate, Ann Sane, Anya Nerves, Slim Fast; ref: MotorPsycho (all of Suburbia Roller Derby

Same team butt secks iz four oh leegul.

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Bitches Bruze, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby's Western Mass Destruction
Skaters: Joan'a Sparks (pivot) and Don't Care Bear of the New Jersey Hellrazors
Ref: Will Jettison, PVRD's Dirty Dozen

Open Caption #25

Submitted by Roger H.
Photo: UK Photo Guy (http://ukphotoguy.com/)
Skaters from Morristown Madams and East Penn Crushbunnies

YES, I CAN BE LEAD JAMMER.

Photo: Joe Rollerfan
Capped and submitted by Jonathan R the Flying Squirrel, New York Shock Exchange and Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Seattle Derby Brats Tootsy Rollers (aren't they the cutest lil rollergirls you've ever seen???)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Photo: http://twitter.com/johnyjuice
Capped and submitted by Mt Tillicum, NSO, Rainy City Roller Dolls
Skater: Tone Death (of Lilac City Roller Girls, skating for Atomic City)