Saturday, February 20, 2010


Dear friends of ICHLJ,

I love roller derby. And I love LOLthings of all varieties. This is why it pains me to say that I Can Has Lead Jammer will be no more. I haven't had the time to devote to it, what with derby and other pursuits. Either way, the flow of submissions had slowed greatly in 2009. The joke's over, folks. :(

This site will remain as an archive of all your wonderful submissions. I hope you'll swing by when you need a laugh or just want a daily dose of derby.


P.S. You can visit my (derby and non-derby related) blog here. What good is a farewell without a little old-fashioned self-promotion? ;)

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Open Caption #35

Submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Photo by Darren Mayhem
Skaters: Luna Impact and Dainty Inferno, both of GGRD

Friday, November 27, 2009

Open Caption #34

Submitted by Christina
Photo: ?
Skaters: Fly #B4U, Circle City Socialites, pivot is from Fox Cityz Foxz (identify her in comments, plz!)

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Invisibul Motorcycle

Taken, capped and submitted by Colin Johnson,
Skaters (all Detroit Derby Girls): Rock Candy (driving), Sarah "Killbox" Hipel, Racer McChaseHer, Black Eyed Skeez, Cookie Rumble

Open Caption #33 (twofer!)

And #2:

Submitted by Graffix Illuskater, Greenville Derby Dames
Photos: A Boy Named Tsunami
Skaters: Name 'em in the comments, plz!

surprize buttsecks

Capped and submitted by Cocoa Booty, Central Arkansas Roller Derby
Photo: Eric Wyles
Skaters: Central Arkansas (purple) vs. Springfield Rollergirls: Jammer, Scrappy Sue, Kitty Kismet (CARD blocker on left)


Capped and submitted by Soul Eater, Burning River Roller Girls
Photo: Colin Johnson
Skaters: Soul Eater (orange pivot), hugging Racer McChaseHer, Detroit Derby Girls

Sunday, September 20, 2009

I can haz nap?

Submitted by Brittney L.
Capped by Slaughter-Kinney, Rainy City Roller Dolls
Photo by PDXSharkey
Skaters: In green, Death Ro of Duke City Muñecas Muertas, unknown Rose City skater (name her in the comments, plz!)

Open Caption #32

Submitted by Steffen Razor, Silicon Valley Roller Girls
Photo: Kelco
Skaters: Aim DeKill (SVRG, in purple) and Angelina Rollie, Santa Cruz Derby Girls

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Open Caption #31

Submitted by The Outlaw Josey Whales, Oklahoma City Roller Derby
Photo: Fresh Takes Photography (
Skaters: Mya O Mya (jammer, Tornado Alley Rollergirls of OKC), unknown pivot, ICT Rollergirls (name her in the comments!)

Open Caption #30

Submitted by Steffen Razor, Silicon Valley Roller Girls
Photo by Jim Cottingham
Skaters: Lemme Chokeya (B.A.D. Girls) and CynTax (jammer, SVRG)

This does not look like it ends well.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Flat Out FAIL

(click to embiggen)

Not a traditional LOLlergirl, but still funneh. I Can Has Lead Jammer--where Internet memes become derbyfied.

Thanks to Freddy Kruelgirl (Northstar Rollergirls) for the submission!

Saturday, July 18, 2009



I Can Has Lead Jammer is very proud to announce that we now have supercool official ICHLJ tshirts available from Wicked Skatewear! You can has shirts with your favorite ICHLJ sayings on them!

Go get them NAO!!!!

You can also has ICHLJ hotpants from Wicked. More options coming soon (as soon as we can get a pic of booties wearing said awesome hotpants)!!

Thanks to B Train and Strychnine for making it happen! GRATITUDE. I HAS IT.



Open Caption #29

Submitted by wolve-reen of Derby Revolution of Bakersfield
Photo by Boss Hogg (
Skaters: Resident Vixen of Central Coast Roller Derby and Dred Blocker of DRB

Open Caption #28

Submitted by wolve-reen of Derby Revolution of Bakersfield
Photo by Boss Hogg (
Skater: Banshee Recital of DRB

Open Caption #27

Submitted by Wendy Marie
Photo by Joe Rollerfan
Skaters: Unknown! Name 'em in the comments!

Open Caption #26

Submitted by Geno
Photo: Jules Doyle
Skaters: Unknown! Name 'em in the comments!

i can haz mai pivut job back plz

Capped and submitted by Slim Fast of Suburbia Roller Derby
Photo: Amanda Wallace
Skaters: Suffah Kate, Ann Sane, Anya Nerves, Slim Fast; ref: MotorPsycho (all of Suburbia Roller Derby

Same team butt secks iz four oh leegul.

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Bitches Bruze, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby's Western Mass Destruction
Skaters: Joan'a Sparks (pivot) and Don't Care Bear of the New Jersey Hellrazors
Ref: Will Jettison, PVRD's Dirty Dozen

Open Caption #25

Submitted by Roger H.
Photo: UK Photo Guy (
Skaters from Morristown Madams and East Penn Crushbunnies