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A recaption of Open Caption #4 by The Killustrator, Lehigh Valley Rollergirls

So, Virginia Slim, are you gonna be at the Men's Derby Conference in NYC this Saturday? 'Cause I'll be there reffing. Call me. ;)

Thankuveddymuch.

Photo: Brian Thomas (http://www.visualstimulantsphoto.com)
Capped and submitted by The Killustrator, Lehigh Valley Rollergirls
Skaters: Is that Dee Licious of the Morristown Madams or someone else? And taking a bow, Hell Razin' Hussy of Lehigh Valley.

Open Caption #6

Photo: ?
Submitted by Eleanor Bruisevelt, Connecticut RollerGirls
Skaters: Violet Riot (jammer), and Eleanor Bruisevelt (blocker), both of CTRG

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!

Photo: PhotOle http://www.blogger.com/profile/03609272094739961350
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Charlton Heston-esque ref: Justice Feelgood Marshall, Charm City Rollergirls
Jammer: Winona Fighter, Rocky Mountain Rollergirls

Invisible Thigh Master!

Photos: A Boy Named Tsunami
Capped and submitted by Lauren Knockout, River City Rollergirls

Skaters: Sue- Age Spill, River City Rollergirls (L); Rouge Rollergirls (R)

My Booty

Photo: KC Cavanaugh
Capped and submitted by Lauren Knockout, River City Rollergirls

Skater: Booty Queen, River City Rollergirls

open your eyes ref!

Photo: Chris Smith
Capped and submitted by Lauren Knockout, River City Rollergirls

Skater: Cuntry Tyme, River City Rollergirls

BELLEEFLOPZ COMPETISHUN...I LOSES IT.

Photo: Glenn somebody :)
Capped and submitted by: Susan Slamberg, Green Mountain Derby Dames
Skaters: Etta Maims bellyflopping, Claire D. Way deftly dodging, both of the Boston Derby Dames.

Open Caption #5

Photo: Mr. Suture
Submitted by Marquee de Squad
Skaters: Big Easy Rollergirl Pontchartrain BeAtch unintentionally gropes Carolina Rollergirl Pink Slip at Carolina's Dorton Stadium

Open Caption #4

Photo taken and submitted by Global Glenn (http://www.flickr.com/photos/globalglenn)
Skater: Holly GoHardly, Charm City
Ref: Justice Feelgood Marshall...and Virginia Slim's crotch.

New Season, New Pics?

O HAI

Sry for the lack of postings. Busy Rabbit is busy. New seasons are starting all over, so maybe that means you have new pics to send? icanhasleadjammer AT gmail DOT com

New peek-tures coming up in a few minutes....

KTHXBAI

~Rabbit

Open Caption #3

Photo: Ron Douglas
P.O.'d lookin' skater: Bump-Her Kar, of the Devil Dollies (Queen City Roller Girls--Buffalo, NY)
Submitted by: Oops! Didn't catch your name...will update this when I find out!

Leave your caption suggestions in the comments! KTHXBAI

SUPERMARKET SWEEP!

Photo: ?
Capped, submitted and photoshopped by The Killustrator, Lehigh Valley Rollergirls
Skaters (L to R): Haulin' Cass (playing with the Morristown Madams in this bout, formerly of the Garden State Rollergirls, newly of Gotham Girls Roller Derby), Norma Jean Bruiser of LVRG, Minerva Steele of LVRG, and two unknown Morristown skaters (name 'em in the comments!)

Open Caption #2

Another open caption for your enjoyment. Leave suggestions in the comments, plz! Kthx

Photo: Global Glenn (http://www.flickr.com/photos/globalglenn/)
Submitted by Puck
Jammer: Flo Shizzle, Charm City
Unknown Dallas skaters (name 'em in the comments!)

So if Flo Shizzle is skating superfast, does that make her a hustlin' Flo? :D


EDIT 2/12/08: Here's a capped submission from Willy Callit:

Threefer & Open Caption #1

This pic was so good that she couldn't stop at just one. The photog is unknown, but these were submitted by The Killustrator of the Lehigh Valley Rollergirls. That's her as the jammer, along with two unidentified Morristown Madams (name 'em in the comments, please!).

Capped by The Killustrator

Capped by The Killustrator


Capped by Norma Jean Bruiser, LVRG

AND...introducing a new type of LOLlergirl. I get a lot of great blank pic submissions. My captioning skills--are not so gret, aktually. Ironic, no? So here's a chance for you, outside of the caption contests, to leave your captions in the comments (similar to Gawker's "Open Captions"). So what do you like for this pic? Here's the blank to inspire you:


EDIT 2/12/08: Here's a captioned submission from Willy Callit:

WHAT U MEAN I HAS MAJORS!!!??

O HAI--

Sry for lack of posts. Busy Rabbit is busy. And it's the offseason for a lot of leagues. With new seasons starting I hope that will make for more lolz. Today I have new lolz for u.

Photo: ?
Capped and submitted by Ace Bandage, Queen City Roller Girls
Ref: Ace Bandage, QCRG
Skater: Brutali-Tease, also of Queen City

den I sez

Photo: Kerry McClain (http://www.kerrymcclain.com)
Capped and submitted by BotGirl, TRD
Skaters: Dahmernatrix of Duke City and Rice Rocket of the Texas Rollergirls

Take my derbywife, plz!

oh hai E, want sum mai invisibul snocone?

Photo: Kerry McClain (http://kerrymcclain.com/)
Capped and submitted by BotGirl, TRD
Skaters: Derringer of the Texas Texecutioners and Miss E. Vil of the Duke City Munecas Muertas

Mai neepad...

Photo: ?
Capped and submitted by BotGirl, Tucson Roller Derby
Skater: Dirty Teri of TRD

TARGET ACQUIRED

Photo: Scott Stuntz of Muttshotz Photography
Capped and submitted by Meredith Barnhill - fan and roller derby reporter for NOLA.com
Skaters: Jaws (L), Balls-Out Betty (R), both Big Easy Rollergirls