GOING FOR THE FIELD GOAL...

Capped and submitted by Bitches Bruze, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby
Photo: Patrick Brewser
Skaters: (L to R) Davy Jones (PVRD Dirty Dozen), Velawesomeraptor (PVRD) and Filthy McNasty (New York Shock Exchange)

INVISIBLE PONY

Capped and submitted by Juggernaut Bitch, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby
Photo: Xena Paradox, Boston Derby Dames
Skaters: Holy Hellga (PVRD, riding the poneh), and L to R: Joan'a Sparks, V-Rod DestroyHer, and Mental Block of the New Jersey Hellrazors. Can someone name the PVRD skaters? Kthx.

Invisible motorcycle race driver

Capped and submitted by Elle McFierce, Houston Roller Derby
Photo: Kerry McClain (www.kerrymclain.com)
Skaters: Private BeenJammin & Scarlet O'Hurtya

Pffft! I just tooted!!!

Capped and submitted by Brittney L.
Photo: Elayna Rose Photography
Skaters: Angela Death, Denver Roller Dolls (L) and Sassy, Oly Rollers

DO NOT WANT

ALWAYS LOOK BOTH WAYS

Capped and submitted by Michelle D.
Photo: Andy "Cajun Eject-Her" Photography
Skaters: Brat-O-Tat, Red Stick Roller Derby (L) and ?

You know what to do...comments, plz!

Open Caption #21

Submitted by B-17, Queen City Roller Girls
Photo: Fritzenfrat Photography
Skaters: Crazy Legs, Dawn-O-Mite, Hyper Bean, Dewey Decimator and Holly Lulu, all of Queen City Roller Girls

Open Caption #20

Submitted by Ibeatya Amber, Big Easy Rollergirls
Photo: Smasher #727
Skaters: SmHitten (Mississippi Rollergirls) and Deuce McMaliceHer (Big Easy Rollergirls)

Open Caption!

Photo: Craig Lammes
Submitted by Duchess of Torque, Charm City Roller Girls
Skaters: Rainbow's Revenge (Harrisburg Area Roller Derby jammer) and Dolly Rocket (Charm City)

Caption courtesy of Boxy, the Box Officer of the Mad Rollin' Dolls!

I GOTS WINGS!

Photo taken and submitted by Jeff Boyce (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jaboyce/collections/72157603974261852/)
Capped by John Wilkes Score Booth, Morristown Madams
Skater: Rogue Rage, Morristown Madams

WE CAN HAS TIME FOR DANCE BREAK?

Photo: Scott Stuntz (Muttshotz Photography)
Submitted by Ibeatya Amber & CHEAP THR!LL, both of Big Easy Rollergirls
Capped by CHEAP THR!LL
Skaters (L to R): Abita Hoedown (Red Stick Roller Derby) & Lacy Underalls (Big Easy Rollergirls)

Do you has a caption for this too? Here's the uncapped for your captioning enjoyment!

KISSY KISSY

Photo: Ennie S., Central Mass Roller Derby
Capped and submitted by Wellen Dowd, Albany All Stars Roller Derby
Skaters: Charlotte Bruise-a-Lot, Montreal Roller Derby (green kisser); Vilette Venom, Albany All Stars Roller Derby (kissee)

pucker up, bebeh.

fried dohs

Photo taken, capped, and submitted by Ennie S., Central Mass Roller Derby

Skaters: Georgia W. Tush (jammer), Montreal Roller Derby, two ladies from the Albany All-Stars, and an unknown Montreal New Skid on the Block. Know who they are? Name 'em in the comments!

THEY ARE COMING TO GET US BARBARA!

Photo: ?
Capped and submitted by The Rev, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby
Skaters: Virginia Slim, Harm City Homicide (jammer), Cirkle Jerk, CT Death Quads...and who is the CTDQ pivot? Let us know in the comments, plz!!

Help the Gotham Girls with an assist!

HELP GGRD WIN $10,000!!




Help Gotham Girls Roller Derby assist the derby community with a $10,000 contribution from the new rock station 101.9 RXP -- "The New York Rock Experience!"

The new radio station 101.9 RXP "The New York Rock Experience" (101.9 FM) is hosting a special challenge for its listeners, and Gotham Girls Roller Derby could win $10,000 to help finance the continued production of national-quality roller derby competition for women in New York City, including training programs, local community outreach programs and skating workshops.

The Gotham Girls, should they win the grand prize, have additionally committed funds to assist the Tahirah Johnson Trust, benefiting the rehabilitation of Tequila Mockingbird, injured skater of Chicago's Windy City Rollers.

Help GGRD get the most votes and bring in $10,000 for derby!

All the details of the promotion are at:http://www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/charityvote

Vote early, and vote often! You can vote ONCE A DAY FOR 45 DAYS from December 15th through January 30th, 2009. EVERY DAY COUNTS! So sign up for a daily reminder!

GGRD has set up a special e-mail list just for this promotion where supporters can sign up to receive a brief daily reminder to vote. Please sign up for the daily reminder to take one minute a day to help Tequila and GGRD's community outreach programs. Submit your e-mail address at the bottom of http://www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/charityvote

SPREAD THE WORD!

Please tell friends to vote as well! Please forward them the text of this announcement and invite them to sign up for the daily voting reminder at http://www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/charityvote

Every time you vote, or tell a friend to vote, you are making a huge difference for derby!

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Gotham Girls Roller Derby NFP, Ltd. is a public charity, exempt from Federal income tax under section 501(c)3 of the Internal Revenue Code. Contributions to the league are deductible under section 170 of the Internal Revenue Code.

I CAN HAS BUTT SECKS??

Photo: Jim Rhoades
Capped and submitted by Plenty O'Toole, Harrisburg Area Roller Derby
Skaters (L to R): Skid Ho (Mason Dixon Roller Vixens), Plenty O'Toole (H.A.R.D.), and Jesse Blames (H.A.R.D.)

We likez teh buttsecks.

Merby Open Caption Twofer

Photos: ?
Submitted by MotorPsycho, New York Shock Exchange
Skaters: Top--Patrick Bateman & MotorPsycho (both of NYSE) and Cirkle Jerk of the Connecticut Death Quads
Bottom--Jonathan R., Patrick Bateman (behind Jonathan R.), Darth Invader, Rinkworm, and Motorpsycho, all of NYSE, Cirkle Jerk of the CT Death Quads

ROLLER DISCO DERBEE

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Jeff Boyce
Skater: Lixxie Stixx, Garden State Rollergirls
Ref: Judge Knot, Philly Rollergirls

U LIKES PEEKTURES?

O HAI

I know you like roller derby. And you like pictures. And you want to support roller derby and pictures of people playing roller derby. And you might need to buy people you know gifts for the holidays.

If any of the above apply to you, you should check out these items from Gotham Girls Roller Derby on eBay. Autographed pics of your favorite Gotham Girls All-Stars! There is no better gift to be given! All proceeds go to funding the travel expenses of the WFTDA National Champion Gotham Girls All-Stars.

GO BID NAO!!!

KTHXBAI
~Dainty

WHUT U MEANS DEY GONNA HIT ME?!

Photo: Spotty Dog Photography
Capped and submitted by Heather W.
Skaters (L to R): Auntie Establishment, Madame Abagael, Snot Rocket Science (bench manager), Busty Brawler, Molly McShovin, Icepick, all of the Steel City Derby Demons B-Unit

YER BEWB NEEDZ LUVING MASSAJ

Photo: Filthy McNasty (a.k.a. BrendanMC)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Nina Millimeter (Windy City) and Kandy Kakes (GGRD)