Open Caption #35

Submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Photo by Darren Mayhem
Skaters: Luna Impact and Dainty Inferno, both of GGRD

Open Caption #34

Submitted by Christina
Photo: ?
Skaters: Fly #B4U, Circle City Socialites, pivot is from Fox Cityz Foxz (identify her in comments, plz!)

Invisibul Motorcycle

Taken, capped and submitted by Colin Johnson, whimshot.com
Skaters (all Detroit Derby Girls): Rock Candy (driving), Sarah "Killbox" Hipel, Racer McChaseHer, Black Eyed Skeez, Cookie Rumble

Open Caption #33 (twofer!)

And #2:

Submitted by Graffix Illuskater, Greenville Derby Dames
Photos: A Boy Named Tsunami
Skaters: Name 'em in the comments, plz!

surprize buttsecks

Capped and submitted by Cocoa Booty, Central Arkansas Roller Derby
Photo: Eric Wyles
Skaters: Central Arkansas (purple) vs. Springfield Rollergirls: Jammer, Scrappy Sue, Kitty Kismet (CARD blocker on left)

I CAN HAZ HUG RACER?

Capped and submitted by Soul Eater, Burning River Roller Girls
Photo: Colin Johnson
Skaters: Soul Eater (orange pivot), hugging Racer McChaseHer, Detroit Derby Girls

I can haz nap?

Submitted by Brittney L.
Capped by Slaughter-Kinney, Rainy City Roller Dolls
Photo by PDXSharkey
Skaters: In green, Death Ro of Duke City Muñecas Muertas, unknown Rose City skater (name her in the comments, plz!)

Open Caption #32

Submitted by Steffen Razor, Silicon Valley Roller Girls
Photo: Kelco
Skaters: Aim DeKill (SVRG, in purple) and Angelina Rollie, Santa Cruz Derby Girls

Open Caption #31

Submitted by The Outlaw Josey Whales, Oklahoma City Roller Derby
Photo: Fresh Takes Photography (www.freshtakesphoto.com)
Skaters: Mya O Mya (jammer, Tornado Alley Rollergirls of OKC), unknown pivot, ICT Rollergirls (name her in the comments!)

Open Caption #30

Submitted by Steffen Razor, Silicon Valley Roller Girls
Photo by Jim Cottingham
Skaters: Lemme Chokeya (B.A.D. Girls) and CynTax (jammer, SVRG)

This does not look like it ends well.

Flat Out FAIL

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Not a traditional LOLlergirl, but still funneh. I Can Has Lead Jammer--where Internet memes become derbyfied.

Thanks to Freddy Kruelgirl (Northstar Rollergirls) for the submission!

YOU CAN HAS TSHIRTS

O HAI!

I Can Has Lead Jammer is very proud to announce that we now have supercool official ICHLJ tshirts available from Wicked Skatewear! You can has shirts with your favorite ICHLJ sayings on them!

Go get them NAO!!!!

You can also has ICHLJ hotpants from Wicked. More options coming soon (as soon as we can get a pic of booties wearing said awesome hotpants)!!

Thanks to B Train and Strychnine for making it happen! GRATITUDE. I HAS IT.

HRAY!

~Dainty

Open Caption #29

Submitted by wolve-reen of Derby Revolution of Bakersfield
Photo by Boss Hogg (derbydude.com)
Skaters: Resident Vixen of Central Coast Roller Derby and Dred Blocker of DRB

Open Caption #28

Submitted by wolve-reen of Derby Revolution of Bakersfield
Photo by Boss Hogg (derbydude.com)
Skater: Banshee Recital of DRB

Open Caption #27

Submitted by Wendy Marie
Photo by Joe Rollerfan
Skaters: Unknown! Name 'em in the comments!

Open Caption #26

Submitted by Geno
Photo: Jules Doyle
Skaters: Unknown! Name 'em in the comments!

i can haz mai pivut job back plz

Capped and submitted by Slim Fast of Suburbia Roller Derby
Photo: Amanda Wallace
Skaters: Suffah Kate, Ann Sane, Anya Nerves, Slim Fast; ref: MotorPsycho (all of Suburbia Roller Derby

Same team butt secks iz four oh leegul.

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Bitches Bruze, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby's Western Mass Destruction
Skaters: Joan'a Sparks (pivot) and Don't Care Bear of the New Jersey Hellrazors
Ref: Will Jettison, PVRD's Dirty Dozen

Open Caption #25

Submitted by Roger H.
Photo: UK Photo Guy (http://ukphotoguy.com/)
Skaters from Morristown Madams and East Penn Crushbunnies

YES, I CAN BE LEAD JAMMER.

Photo: Joe Rollerfan
Capped and submitted by Jonathan R the Flying Squirrel, New York Shock Exchange and Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Seattle Derby Brats Tootsy Rollers (aren't they the cutest lil rollergirls you've ever seen???)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Photo: http://twitter.com/johnyjuice
Capped and submitted by Mt Tillicum, NSO, Rainy City Roller Dolls
Skater: Tone Death (of Lilac City Roller Girls, skating for Atomic City)

I haz secret weapon...

Photo by Marc Lebryk, Naptown Roller Girls
Capped & Submitted by Tom Klubens, Naptown Roller Girls (Thanks to Smackie Onassis)
Skaters (L-R) Enya Grave (Ft. Wayne Derby Girls Bomb Squad), 4 Leaf Cleaver (#777), J. Roller, & Joanie Gouge (#51) (Naptown Roller Girls Tornado Sirens)

O NOEZ! IZ UNIFORM POLICE!

Photo: Joshua Craig
Capped and submitted by DayGlo Divine, Charm City Roller Girls
Skaters: Fanta-C (Carolina Rollergirls), Tuffy Twofists (Carolina), Luv Agreshun (Carolina), Mistress May Eye (Charm City)
Ref: DayGlo Divine, Charm City

Open caption #24

Photo: Tom Igoe
Submitted by OMG WTF, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Surly Temple, OMG WTF, and ref Hambone, all of GGRD

SexxyBak.

Photo: Darrell Budic
Capped and submitted by Octopushy, Mad Rollin' Dolls
Skater: LOLcat, MRD

LOLlergirls has now officially gone meta.

I...IS...SUPERGURL!!!

Photo: Jeff Boyce
Capped and submitted by Roger H.
Skaters, from L to R: Neil n' Bob (referee), Ruthless Ness
(Dutchland Blitz), Cherry Crush (DB), Rogue Rage (Morristown Madams), Max Power (referee), ASSault Shaker (MM), Megan Whoopie (DB), Spanish Incollision (DB)

slap fite?

Photo: Jeff Boyce
Capped and submitted by Roger H.
Skaters, from L to R: Ova Dose (Morristown Madams), Village Vixen (MM),
White Thrash (Dutchland Blitz), G.O.D. (referee), The Spanish Incollision (DB),
Inna Propriate (MM), Marie Antoithreat (DB), Predator-in-Chief (MM)

Open caption #23

Photo: AKoch Photography
Submitted by Ibeatya Amber, Big Easy Rollergirls
Skaters: unidentified Red Stick Rollergirl in black (name her in the comments, plz!), Joan Cougar Menstrualcramp (Big Easy Rollergirls) in white

Dis mammogram gonna need 2 handz

Photo taken and submitted by Cory Layman
Caption: Joint effort between Sailor Scary, Chesty Copperpot and Cory Layman
Skaters: Armia Death (left) and Painbow Bright (right, in her Civvies after an injury early in the bout), both of the Rollergirls of Southern Indiana

Open Caption #22

Photo by Jim Rhoads

Submitted by Josie Cuervo, Dutchland

Skaters: Jolene Jawbreaker (Dutchland) and Hillbilly Hellcat (Dutchland)

GOING FOR THE FIELD GOAL...

Capped and submitted by Bitches Bruze, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby
Photo: Patrick Brewser
Skaters: (L to R) Davy Jones (PVRD Dirty Dozen), Velawesomeraptor (PVRD) and Filthy McNasty (New York Shock Exchange)

INVISIBLE PONY

Capped and submitted by Juggernaut Bitch, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby
Photo: Xena Paradox, Boston Derby Dames
Skaters: Holy Hellga (PVRD, riding the poneh), and L to R: Joan'a Sparks, V-Rod DestroyHer, and Mental Block of the New Jersey Hellrazors. Can someone name the PVRD skaters? Kthx.

Invisible motorcycle race driver

Capped and submitted by Elle McFierce, Houston Roller Derby
Photo: Kerry McClain (www.kerrymclain.com)
Skaters: Private BeenJammin & Scarlet O'Hurtya

Pffft! I just tooted!!!

Capped and submitted by Brittney L.
Photo: Elayna Rose Photography
Skaters: Angela Death, Denver Roller Dolls (L) and Sassy, Oly Rollers

DO NOT WANT

ALWAYS LOOK BOTH WAYS

Capped and submitted by Michelle D.
Photo: Andy "Cajun Eject-Her" Photography
Skaters: Brat-O-Tat, Red Stick Roller Derby (L) and ?

You know what to do...comments, plz!

Open Caption #21

Submitted by B-17, Queen City Roller Girls
Photo: Fritzenfrat Photography
Skaters: Crazy Legs, Dawn-O-Mite, Hyper Bean, Dewey Decimator and Holly Lulu, all of Queen City Roller Girls

Open Caption #20

Submitted by Ibeatya Amber, Big Easy Rollergirls
Photo: Smasher #727
Skaters: SmHitten (Mississippi Rollergirls) and Deuce McMaliceHer (Big Easy Rollergirls)

Open Caption!

Photo: Craig Lammes
Submitted by Duchess of Torque, Charm City Roller Girls
Skaters: Rainbow's Revenge (Harrisburg Area Roller Derby jammer) and Dolly Rocket (Charm City)

Caption courtesy of Boxy, the Box Officer of the Mad Rollin' Dolls!

I GOTS WINGS!

Photo taken and submitted by Jeff Boyce (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jaboyce/collections/72157603974261852/)
Capped by John Wilkes Score Booth, Morristown Madams
Skater: Rogue Rage, Morristown Madams

WE CAN HAS TIME FOR DANCE BREAK?

Photo: Scott Stuntz (Muttshotz Photography)
Submitted by Ibeatya Amber & CHEAP THR!LL, both of Big Easy Rollergirls
Capped by CHEAP THR!LL
Skaters (L to R): Abita Hoedown (Red Stick Roller Derby) & Lacy Underalls (Big Easy Rollergirls)

Do you has a caption for this too? Here's the uncapped for your captioning enjoyment!

KISSY KISSY

Photo: Ennie S., Central Mass Roller Derby
Capped and submitted by Wellen Dowd, Albany All Stars Roller Derby
Skaters: Charlotte Bruise-a-Lot, Montreal Roller Derby (green kisser); Vilette Venom, Albany All Stars Roller Derby (kissee)

pucker up, bebeh.

fried dohs

Photo taken, capped, and submitted by Ennie S., Central Mass Roller Derby

Skaters: Georgia W. Tush (jammer), Montreal Roller Derby, two ladies from the Albany All-Stars, and an unknown Montreal New Skid on the Block. Know who they are? Name 'em in the comments!

THEY ARE COMING TO GET US BARBARA!

Photo: ?
Capped and submitted by The Rev, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby
Skaters: Virginia Slim, Harm City Homicide (jammer), Cirkle Jerk, CT Death Quads...and who is the CTDQ pivot? Let us know in the comments, plz!!