I Can Has Lead Jammer?

Sunday, December 7, 2008

SMOOCHES!

Photo: Apron (bjmacke)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Miss E. Vil & Kamikaze Kim of Duke City, Surly Temple of GGRD

You can has kissez.

Photo: Dan Statler Photography
Submitted by Dr. Gyn O'Might (Ventura County Derby Darlins)
Skaters: Vendetta Vixen (Ventura County Derby Darlins), Liza Mean-elli (Inland Empire Derby Divas), and Pabst Smear Ribbon (VCDD)

BZZZ! I Beez Air Plane!

Photo: M.E. Stadler
Capped and submitted by Valerie of the Dolls, Chicago Outfit
Skaters: Polly Pocketknife, Queefer Sutherland, Valerie of the Dolls, Betty Blok'her, Jennie Lee Von Slaughter, all of the Chicago Outfit

Pleze don't leaves me!

Recaption of Open Caption #9
Capped and submitted by Valerie of the Dolls, Chicago Outfit

HUVVERJAMMER

Photo: Chris Chin
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Suzy Hotrod (jammer) and Kandy Kakes, both of GGRD

Doan wanna be a blocker no moar

Photo: ?
Skaters: Speedy Guns Haul Ass (jammer, Slaughter County Roller Vixens) and Slaughter-Kinney (Rainy City Roller Dolls)
Capped and submitted by Brittney L. (have a derby name? Lemme know!)

Thursday, October 16, 2008

INVISIBUL TOILET SEET

Photo: Darren Mayhem
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Kandy Kakes, GGRD, and Teflon Donna, Philly Rollergirls

u can use teh hydrant too.

'SLAYED.

Photos: Darren Mayhem
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Beyonsláy, GGRD, and Shenita Stretcher, Philly Rollergirls

Hard bloks. 'Slay has them.

SHEEZ DED, JIM

Photo: Darren Mayhem
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters (L to R): Persephone (Philly Rollergirls), Scarlett Rage and Brigitte Barhot (GGRD), Teflon Donna (PRG) and Donna Matrix (GGRD)

Oops, I needz a towel!

Capped by Kenneth D. from Open Caption #18

LOLlergirls getz swetty from playin teh derbiez.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

RegionLOLs

Lots of new LOLs posted below for your enjoyment. Scroll for LOLs...

Congrats to TXRG, B.A.D. Girls, Rat City, and Duke City on going to Nationals! Look forward to seeing you all there. This weekend I will be in Madison for Eastern Regionals, watching bouts and hoping people are taking good pictures. And of course, cheering for Gotham!

See you there? I'm looking forward to Wisconsin cheezburgers! NOM NOM NOM.
KTHXBAI
~Dainty

Governor's Cup LOLs

Skaters: Rice Rocket (TXRG) and Lickety Split Tail (Dallas Derby Devils)

Somewun needz to tell deez guyz.

Texecutioners (L to R): Sparkle Plenty, Morphine, Booty Queen
Name the Dallas Derby Devils in the comments!

All photos by Bill Smotrilla (http://www.flickr.com/photos/smopho/)
All capped and submitted by Mama Morphine
From the 2008 Governor's Cup, Dallas, TX (9/21/08)

INVIZIBUL JUMPROPE

Photo: Chris Chen
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters (L to R): Raggedy Animal (GGRD's Brooklyn Bombshells), Wrath Poutine (Montreal Roller Derby's New Skidz on the Block), and Hela Skelter (GGRD--Brooklyn)

Oh hai. I can has kissez?

Photo: Kimmi DaKleaver
Capped and submitted by Annabelle Lecter, Sun State Roller Girls (Brisbane, Australia!)
Black kissy skater: Rose Ruin
Yellow skater: Blitz’n Vixen

An u can has hugz too.

Zeeba LOLs!

Ref: Craigsfist, Ventura County Derby Darlins
Skater: Titty Kitty VCDD

Ref: Craigsfist, VCDD
Skater: Dr. Gyn O'Mite, VCDD

Jus b careful not to crash invizibl bike.

Skaters: Juv E. Nile, Hitman Heidi
Ref: Craigsfist

All capped and submitted by Craigsfist. Name missing names in the comments, plz!

Open Caption #18

Photo: Asa Frye
Submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Fisti Cuffs, Regina DenTata, and Papierschnitt, all of Gotham Girls Roller Derby

OH. MY. GOD. BECKY.

Photo: isenmike on Flickr
Capped and submitted by DayGlo Divine, Charm City Roller Girls
Refs: Miranda Wrights, Hellions of Troy Roller Derby, and DayGlo Divine, CCRG
Skater: Bazooka Joe, Pioneer Valley Roller Derby

Derbee buttz make nice buttz.