Reminder for Caption Contest #4 (and see you at Nationals!)

Just a quick reminder that you have an extended deadline for this week's caption contest. Captions must be submitted before midnight (Eastern time) on Sunday, September 30. You can find the pic and submission information here.

No more new LOLlergirls for this week. :( Sorry. Tomorrow I am hopping on a plane to Austin to drink in all the goodness of Nationals! If you are an ICHLJ fan, please say HAI! I'll be the dork with "Ricochet Rabbit" plastered on her back. And possibly ears and a fuzzy tail. ;)

We'll be back in full effect on Tuesday, October 2. Happy Nationals Weekend and good luck to all the participating teams!

DO NOT WANT ZEEBA

Photo: Haily Hawkeye (head ref for Dominion)
Capped and submitted by DayGlo Divine, DC Rollergirls
Skater: ? (know her? Tell us in the comments)
Ref: Nigel Toughnails (this is one of my favorite ref names EVAR. Please tell me his number is 11)

ur face

Photo: Stalkerazzi
Capped and submitted by Cagey Bea
Skaters: Hadda 'Bad' Day and Kitty Scratch, LA Derby Dolls at the time, now Angel City Derby Girls.

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

ur face

Photo: Stalkerazzi
Capped and submitted by Cagey Bea
Skaters: Selacidal and Blondie Clocks; at the time of the shot, both Orange County Demolition Divas (who are now the Bay City Bruisers), currently skating for the Prison City Derby Dames and the Orange County Rollergirls, respectively.

mai i have this jam?

Photo: Stalkerazzi
Capped and submitted by Cagey Bea (I love that name, BTW)
Skater: the uncontrollably adorable Mila Minute, LA Derby Dolls

Who could resist this?

every tiem u masterbate

Photo: Stalkerazzi
Capped and submitted by Cagey Bea, floater LA volunteer
Jammer: Diesel, Angel City Derby Girls

EWWW STINKIES

Photo: ntang (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ntang/)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, GGRD
Skater and Mascot: Ginger Snap, Skid Marxx

nice butt

Photo: Tom Igoe
Capped and submitted by Hambone, GGRD
Paramedic Butt and Skaters: Ace Bondage, Sassy Hipsaw, Aunti Christ

2 on 1...

Photo: Tom Igoe (http://www.flickr.com/photos/tigoe/)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, GGRD
Skaters: Aunti Christ, Hard Anya, Beyonslay

It's 'Slay Appreciation Day at ICHLJ! Good luck at Nationals!

meybee itza toomer

Photo: TheGirlsNY
Capped and submitted by Hambone, GGRD
Skaters and Paramedics: Beyonslay, Lemony Kickit, Andy Biotic, Ace Bondage

WAKE UP

Photo: TheGirlsNY
Capped and submitted by Hambone, GGRD
Skaters: Murder City Mandy, Lemony Kickit

GIVE ME CHEEZBURGER

Photo: TheGirlsNY
Capped and submitted by Hambone, GGRD
Ref and skater: Pachinko, Lady Batterly

LEEV ME ALONE

Photo: TheGirlsNY (http://www.flickr.com/photos/thegirlsny/)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, GGRD
Skaters, clockwise from top left: SheRAW, Luna Impact, Murder City Mandy, Ginger Snap, Lemony Kickit

I WILL BRAKE U

Photo: TheGirlsNY
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skaters: Ani DiSpanco & Beyonslay, GGRD

Caption Contest #4

O HAI!

In honor of NJDD's big sister league, the Eastern champion Gotham Girls Roller Derby, who are heading to Nationals this weekend, this week's caption contest features a pic from their dominant derby-ing at Heartland Havoc. This photo was taken by Global Glenn, and it features GGRD's own Ana Bollocks doing...well, you tell us what's going on here:


Got a clever caption for this one? Break out the Photoshop skillz and email your pic to icanhasleadjammer AT gmail DOT com or leave your caption in the comments. I (along with the other ICHLJ Caption Contest judges) will be at Nationals in Austin this weekend, so I'm extending the deadline to midnight Eastern time on Sunday, September 30.

Good luck and have fun!

KTHXBAI
~Ricochet Rabbit

I SCOFF AT UR GRAVITEEZ

Photo: BolsheVixen
Capped and submitted by BotGirl
Skater: Robin Banks

Ho-lee cow.

HALP!

Photo: ?
Capped and submitted by BotGirl
Skaters: Juliet Bravo hanging onto Dahmernatrix

WE SCOFF AT UR GRAVITEEZ.

Photo: Al Aumuller
Capped and submitted by BotGirl
Skaters: ??

LOLlergirls have been around longer than any of us ever suspected! ;)

no moar derbiez

Photo: Boss Hogg
Capped and submitted by Tara Armov, LA Derby Dolls
Fight Crew vs. Sirens, Championship Bout 2006
Skaters (L to R): Apocalyptica, Maggie Mayhem, Tara Armov

Mmm...sammiches...

Caption Contest #3 Results

O HAI!

We have results for the third ICHLJ Caption Contest! Thank you to the contributors!

For first runner-up we have another tribute to an awesome ref. This one comes courtesy of Hurt Reynolds:

We love DayGlo Divine! Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery, after all. ;)

And now, we have a tie for the winner! The judges were split on this one, so we had two winners!

Congratulations to BotGirl, with this contribution:

And making it a family affair (his sister Rosie has been featured on ICHLJ before as our first Derby Brat LOLlergirl)--our other winner is Kyle Joyner with this submission:

Yep, the bukkits will get the judges on your side every time! ;)

Congratulations to all the winners! Again, thanks to the judges! More LOLlergirls and the new caption contest coming soon!

KTHXBAI
~Ricochet Rabbit

mai panties

Photo by Roger Snider
Capped and submitted by Tara Armov, LA Derby Dolls
Skaters (L to R): Amber Alert!, Kung Pow Tina (on da floor), V. Lee, Myna Threat (on da floor in red), Tawdry Tempest, Haught Wheels (Sirens vs. Fight Crew)

she so crazy!1!!

Photo, caption, and submission by Mark J.
Skater: Tucson Derby Brat Rosie the Wrangler, Saddle Brats

Reminder for Caption Contest #3!

O HAI

Just a quick reminder that you'll have to have your entries for Caption Contest #3 in by midnight (Eastern time) tomorrow night! Send 'em to icanhasleadjammer AT gmail DOT com.

Also, if you have any LOLlergirls at all to send in, please do so! Submissions this week have really tapered off, so that's why the posting has been a bit slow of late. I know you've got pics begging for captions...dig 'em out, get clever, and send 'em in!

KTHXBAI
~Ricochet Rabbit

U like mah bukkit?

Photo, caption and submission by Jason Bechtel
Skaters: Collier Mama on top, Rocky Balrolla on the bottom, Cincinnati Rollergirls

I HAS TSHIRTS FOR U, K?

O HAI

So, I know you've been thinking, "Darn, I really would like a shirt that shows the world just how much I love I Can Has Lead Jammer! How can I show my allegiance?" Well, wonder no more! I have just opened up the official ICHLJ store on CafePress. There is a selection of tshirts with the classic "I CAN HAS LEAD JAMMER?" phrase on them as well as special shirts for blockers and jammers alike.

Be the envy of all your teammates and show the world that you love LOLlergirls! Click here to buy a shirt today!

Sekret just btween us, k? thx.

Photo: EPMD
Capped and submitted by Dirty Trixie
Skaters: The Canadian and Ali Kaida, Charm City

invizibul tastez

Photo: EPMD
Capped and submitted by Dirty Trixie
Skater: Mibbs Breakin' Ribbs, Charm City

Does Mibbs always run around with her mouf open?

hay ref

Photo by EPMD
Capped and submitted by Dirty Trixie
Skater: Coach Ballbricker, Charm City

Caption Contest #3

O HAI--

As promised, here is the photo for the 3rd ICHLJ Caption Contest. This was sent in by Burnin' Helen of Providence Roller Derby. Photo credit goes to Eric of Living Art Studio. The skaters are Kat Fight (screamer) and Lotta Pain (screamee) of Providence Roller Derby.

Entries must be received by midnight Eastern time on Friday, September 21 to be eligible for the contest. You can send your pictures and/or captions to icanhasleadjammer AT gmail DOT com or leave your caption in the comments along with your name and league affiliation. Good luck!

KTHXBAI
~Ricochet Rabbit

Caption Contest #2 Winners

OH HAI I HAS WINNERZ 4 U...

Again, another great contest with many, many worthy entries. So let's get to the winners, shall we?

We had another tie for first runner-up!

Fresh Meat Teresa from the Dominion Derby Girls gave us this gem:

Heehee. Thanks, Teresa!

Our other first runner-up is from a team effort. Nina Millimeter from the Double Crossers (Windy City Rollers) came up with the caption and Dixie Pixie of the Manic Attackers (also Windy City) brought the Photoshop skills:

I do so love the bukkit macros. :)

I'd also like to toss an honorable mention Hambone's (Gotham Girls Roller Derby) way. He gave us this lovely tribute to a much-loved ref:

If you aren't familiar with Tomahawk's infamous choice of clothing, you can go here: http://www.myspace.com/tomahawksspandexshorts

And now, the big winner!

Congratulations to Jeff Biancardi, derby fan extraordinaire!

Big congratulations to all our winners! Also, thanks to the judges, especially Eden MyDust of the New Jersey Dirty Dames who filled in as a guest judge this week.

Stay tuned to ICHLJ, later today I will post our new picture for Caption Contest #3.

KTHXBAI
~Ricochet Rabbit

Furst ruul of fite club...

Photo, caption and submission by Jason Bechtel
Skaters: Sadistic Sadie on top, Sk8 Crime on the bottom, Cincinnati Rollergirls

Hey Ore, wayt up...

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Mark Joyner
Skater: Rosie the Wrangler of the Saddle Brats, Tucson Derby Brats

Our first derby brat LOLlergirl! Yay! She does take after Cheap Ore.

GIANT INVISIBLE CHEEZBURGER

Photo: Eric from Living Arts Studio
Submitted by Burnin' Helen, Providence Roller Derby
Capped by me (Ricochet Rabbit, NJDD), inspirational credit to Hambone, GGRD
Skater: Hysterica! Ref: Buzzy O'Fficial

I IZ KING OF DA WERLD!!!

Photo: Eric from Living Art Studio
Submitted by Burnin' Helen, Providence Roller Derby
Caption: me! (Ricochet Rabbit, New Jersey Dirty Dames)
Skater: Lotta Pain

Reminder for Caption Contest #2

O HAI--

Just a quick reminder to get your submissions for Caption Contest #2 in before midnight tomorrow night! You can see the pic to be captioned here. I has a new email address: icanhasleadjammer AT gmail DOT com. You can send all future entries/submissions there.

I will also clean up some of the entries in the coming week, correcting errors and identifying LOLlergirls and photographers as needed. I'm also getting all caught up with the submissions, so if you want to see more LOLlergirls, send 'em in!

Again, big thanks to all the readers and submitters! I hope to meet some of you at Nationals in a couple of weeks! I'll be watching and hoping for some LOLlergirl worthy moments...

KTHXBAI
~Ricochet Rabbit


P.S. If you are in the New York/New Jersey area tomorrow night, come support Jersey derby and the New York Shock Exchange at the Garden State Rollergirls intraleague bout between Jersey City Bridge & Pummel and the Northern Nightmares. The all-guy NYSE will skate an exhibition mini-bout at halftime! Get the deets at http://www.gardenstaterollergirls.com/

I ARE VIOLET FEMME

Photos: Swift Bennett Photography
Capped and submitted by Jeff Biancardi
Skater: Violet Femme, Carolina Rollergirls/Tai Chi-tas

naughty, kinda naughty, nice, lil naughty, naughty, RLY NAUGHTY!

Photo, caption and submission: Jason Bechtel
Skater/Stats: Mirderher, Cincinnati Rollergirls

I HAS A FLAVOR

Photo: Filthy Luka
Capped and submitted by Iggy Slop, Detroit Derby Girls
Skater: Bikini Killer, Detroit Derby Girls

OMG. This is my favorite LOLlergirl EVAR. Iggy, you win the Internet.

HAI U GUIZ!!!

Photo: Swift Bennett Photography
Capped and submitted by Jeff Biancardi
Skater: Faye Tality, Carolina Rollergirls/Debutante Brawlers

Mmm...funnel cake.

OUTTA MY WAI...

Photo: Swift Bennett Photography
Capped and submitted by Jeff Biancardi
Skaters: Fairy Brutal, Carolina Rollergirls/Tai Chi-tas, and Kali, Carolina Rollergirls/Debutante Brawlers

I MADE U A LEAD JAMMER...

Photo: Swift Bennett Photography
Capped and submitted by Jeff Biancardi
Skater: Eva Lye, Carolina Rollergirls/Debutante Brawlers

Can I has McGriddle?

Photo: Swift Bennett Photography
Submitted by Jeff Biancardi
Skater: Leadfoot, Carolina Rollergirls/Trauma Queens

Click on the pic for the full experience!

i coachez yer skaterz...

Photo, caption and submission by Jason Bechtel (this man does it ALL!)
Head coach: Pale Rider, Cincinnati Rollergirls

I iz skeered...

I can has flying lessons?

Photo, caption and submission by Jason Bechtel
Skaters: Sadistic Sadie (flying jammer) and Butane Jane

Shood have brung...

Capped and submitted by Cheap Ore, Tucson Roller Derby
Skaters: ? Please tell us in the comments!

I R KEYMASTER LOL!

Capped and submitted by Cheap Ore, Tucson Roller Derby
Skater: ? Leave her name in the comments, please!

Hey dewds!

Capped and submitted by Cheap Ore, Tucson Roller Derby
Skater: ? Tell us in the comments!

I love bukkit macros.

oh Hai, Sami...

Capped and submitted by Cheap Ore, Tucson Roller Derby
Skaters: ? Leave the names in the comments!

NO!!!!!!!!1

Capped and submitted by Cheap Ore, Tucson Roller Derby
Skater: Is that you, Ore? Let us know in the comments!

BTW, I've been dying for some bucket captions. Yay!