Reverse Caption Contest...Kinda

Dahmernatrix of Duke City submitted a pic of her leaguemates Miss E Vile (top) and Muffin (bottom). No caption included, but this sounded like a job for the illustrious ICHLJ judging panel! Two judges stepped up to the challenge:


Both of the above were captioned by Hambone of Gotham Girls Roller Derby, and this next one is from Pachinko, also of GGRD:


So how did our judges do? Let us know your favorite in the comments!