Mah Buckit!

Photo: Scott Stuntz
Capped and submitted by Col. Panic, Big Easy Rollergirls
Refs: Henry Roll-ins, Col. Panic, Diamond Grrrl, BERG

i made you a capn

Photo, caption and submission by Puck
Skaters: W.M. Dee, Hard Corps co-captain, and Karma Electra, Diego Rollers captain (San Diego Derby Dolls)

Caption Contest #8

O HAI

Here is the picture for this week's caption contest. Taken by Robin Souma at the recent Gotham Girls-Rose City bout in NYC. The ref is Mr. RAWK of GGRD and the skater is Megahurtz of Rose City.

So what's the dilly-o here? Tell us through your caption; email it to icanhasleadjammer AT gmail DOT com or leave it in the comments by midnight (Eastern time) on Monday, October 29. I'll post the results on HALLOWEEN!

Good luck and have fun!

KTHXBAI

~Rabbit

ILLEGUL 4ARM?

Photo: Robin Souma
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skater: Ava Skatrix (Rose City)
Refs: Endless Justin and Flying Squirrel, GGRD

Shiva-licious!

HAY IZ DAT SUPRGRRL??

Photo: Robin Souma http://www.flickr.com/people/15537707@N02/
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls
Jammer: Goodie Two Skates (Rose City)
Blockers: Ginger Snap & Donna Matrix (Gotham Girls Roller Derby)

Caption Contest Res--well, not so much.

O HAI

So there were NO entries for this week's caption contest. None. Nada. Zip. Zilch.

Sad Rabbit iz sad.

O wells. Maybe peekchur was too hardz to capshun.

I had wanted to post some of the non-winners from the past caption contests, so this gives me the opportunity. So, for your perusal, here are some of the entries from the very first caption contest.


From Thrillhouse of the Garden State Rollergirls:

From Willy Callit:

From Roseanne Scarr, Cincinnati Rollergirls:


And finally, two from Trixie Timebomb of the Long Island Roller Rebels:



Maybe these will serve as some inspiration. I'll assume last week's pic was a lost cause. I have (what I think is) a good one for this week, so I'll post that in a bit.

KTHXBAI

~Rabbit

OH NOES!!1!

Photo: Global Glenn (who I just learned is also known as Killer Glennuine Draft of the Harm City Homicide--love the name!)
Capped and submitted by Steak Knife, ref for Charm City
Skaters: Deathany (left, of the Speed Regime) and Marzipain (right, Night Terrors), both of Charm City

Caption Contest #7

O HAI

Here is the picture for this week's caption contest. It was taken by BrendanMC (http://www.flickr.com/photos/brendanmc) at this past weekend's Gotham Girls vs. Rose City bout. I can't even begin to tell you who that is in that tangle, but if you know, let me know in the comments.

So get clever and send your best captions to icanhasleadjammer AT gmail DOT com or leave it in the comments. Hambone suggested this awesome tool for creating your own LOLlergirls, and it's super easy to use even if you're not blessed with Photoshop skillage. The deadline is midnight (Eastern time) on Sunday, October 21; results will be posted here next Wednesday.

BTW, if you have contest-worthy photos, send 'em in! I have many Gotham Girls pics because those are the ones that I know where to look for them, so if you want to see your league represented in a future caption contest, send me your pics!

KTHXBAI
~Rabbit

I'm in yer derby

Photo, Capped, and Submitted: Jason Bechtel
Jammer: Sadistic Sadie, Cincinnati Rollergirls

oh noes, I'z in pumpkin sammich!

Photo, Capped, and Submitted: Jason Bechtel
In The Middle: Skates With Fist, Cincinnati RollerGirls
On the outside, unidentified Burning River RollerGirls

Just in time for the holiday...

Caption Contest #6 Results

O HAI

Here are the winners for Caption Contest #6!

Second runner up is DayGlo Divine, in her signature colors:


Second runner up is commenter Newness with even more buttsecks!

Hmm...the judges seem to like bukkits and buttsecks...what does that say about us?

And our winner, The Killustrator from Lehigh Valley Rollergirls (I LOVE LVRG, they are the sweetest girls EVAR, even if they did kick our butts last week!):


Congratulations, Killy!

Thanks to all the submitters and the judges as well. I'll post this week's pic soon...

KTHXBAI
~Rabbit

Caption Contest Extension

O HAI

I was going to post a simple reminder about the Caption Contest, but figured I'd give an extension instead. Why? Because tonight I'll be in Baltimore for the Charm City Championship bout! I figured I wouldn't get to reviewing the entries until tomorrow night anyway, so now you have until tomorrow at midnight Eastern time to get your cleverest captions in.

There are several Charm City ladies (and refs) featured on ICHLJ, and I'm excited to see them in person. If you are in the area, come on out! You can find event information here. You'll also have a chance to see the New York Shock Exchange take on the Harm City Homicide. If you haven't seen men's derby yet, you're in for a treat.

KTHXBAI
~Rabbit

DON'T HAV TIEM 4 CHEEZBURGRZ.

Photo taken, capped and submitted by BotGirl
Hungry ref: Justice Feelgood Marshall, Charm City

IT ARE TEH HUGS TIEM NOW.

Photo taken, capped and submitted by BotGirl
Skaters: Kassi Nova (Iron Curtain, in red) giving some love to Polly Graf (VICE Squad), both of TRD

Aww...if this doesn't give you the warm fuzzies, you have no heart.

...WHO POOTED?

Photo: Tucson Mark
Capped and submitted by BotGirl
Skaters: Tucson Roller Derby Fresh Meat (BotGirl in the center)

Congratulations to BotGirl, who made it through tryouts and is now TRD Fresh Meat!!

only had enuff monies for one set of invisible weels

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Tucson Mark
Skater: Patty Whackin', KCRW

MAI NEEPAD...

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Tucson Mark
Skaters: unidentified KC Roller Warrior (and her finger) and Blonde an' Bitchin', Rat City

I'm in yer durby...

Photo: Ziv Kruger (Texas Rollergirls)
Capped and submitted by Tucson Mark
LOLlerphotog (?): Tucson Mark

LOLlerphotog? LOLtographer? LOLlerazzi?

rawr! cookierex wants ur jamz

Photo: Filthy Luka
Capped and submitted by Cookie Rumble, Detroit Derby Girls
Skaters: Valtron 3000 (Rat City) and Cookie Rumble

Fierce!

Caption Contest #6

O HAI

We have a new caption contest pic for this week. It's our first pic EVAR featuring rollerGUYS. This is from the New York Shock Exchange's Black vs. White scrimmage before the Long Island Roller Rebels' championship bout on September 15. On the left is Angelo Death and on the right is Psycho Billy. Photo by phastboat (http://www.putfile.com/phastboat).

You know the drill--leave your caption in the comments or email your pic to icanhasleadjammer AT gmail DOT com by midnight Eastern Time on Sunday, October 14. We'll post the winners next Wednesday, October 17. Good luck and have fun!

KTHXBAI
~Ricochet Rabbit

Ore gives buttsecks!

Photo: Axle Adams
Capped and submitted by Two-Bit Ore, TRD
Skaters and ref (L to R): DVS of Carolina Rollergirls, Dr. Vroom of the Windy City Rollers, Princess America of Carolina Rollergirls and Two-Bit Ore of TRD Saddletramps.

Yay buttsecks!

buttsecks break

Photo: Axle Adams (http://flickr.com/photos/type2b/)
Capped and submitted by Two-Bit Ore, TRD
Skaters: Zella Lugosi of Carolina Rollergirls, Sami Automatic of TRD Saddletramps, Kitty Crowbar of Carolina Rollergirls.

Ore brung XL sootcases

Photo: Axle Adams (http://flickr.com/photos/type2b/)
Capped and submitted by Two-Bit Ore, Tuscon Saddletramps
Skater: Two-Bit Ore
Ref: Johnny Crash, TRD

We love Ore and her invisible sootcases!

UPDATE: Ore just sent me this, created by Tucson Mark--


VISIBLE SOOTCASES!

Caption Contest #5 Results

O HAI--

Winners for this week's caption contest are in! Without further ado:

Second runner up goes to BotGirl:


Yes, zeebas love cheezburgers.

First runner up is DayGlo Divine from the DC Rollergirls:

As I've said before, judges love buckets.

And the winner, for the second week in a row and the third caption contest overall, Ivan Thinking!


Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to everyone who submitted a caption of their own! Thanks to the judges too!

I will post a new pic for this week in a few minutes...stay tuned.

~Rabbit

IM IN YER POTTY

Photo: ?
Capped and submitted by Hambone, Gotham Girls Roller Derby

INVISIBLE LEAD JAMMER!

Photo: Schwartzray
Capped and submitted by DayGlo Divine, DC Rollergirls
Ref: DayGlo Divine
Skaters: Unidentified Northern Nightmares (Garden State Rollergirls)

O, HAI FISTI.

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Tucson Mark
Skaters: Sheila Monster (Tucson Saddle Brats) and Fisti Cuffs, Gotham Girls Roller Derby

I JUST FROWED UP IN MY MOUF

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Tucson Mark
Skaters: Unknown Brat City skater (name her in the comments!), Rosie the Riveter, Tucson Derby Brats
Ref: Flashdance

...4 cheezburgerz, 4 frais, 3 cokes

Photo taken, capped and submitted by Tucson Mark
Refs (L to R): Justice Feelgood Marshall, Charm City; Cupples Sk8, Rose City; Hambone, Gotham Girls; unidentified order taker, and Endless Justin, Gotham Girls.

U SEE DAT?

Photo: BrendanMC
Capped and submitted by Thugz Bunny, NYSE
Skaters: (L to R) Raggedy Animal, Aunti Christ, Lil' Red Terror (just her green helmet), Hard Anya, and Kandy Kakes
Refs, et al: (L to R) Endless Justin, Mr. Rawk, Flying Squirrel
Bronx Manager: The Dispatcher

THERE'S STILL ROOM...

Photo: BrendanMC
Capped and submitted by Thugz Bunny, NYSE
Skaters: Looks like that's Kandy Kakes and Brigette Barhot blocking Ariel Assault (all GGRD)

OUCH!

Photo: BrendanMC
Capped and submitted by Thugz Bunny, NYSE
Downed jammer: Lil Red Terror

I love the crowd's reactions here. Priceless!

COULD THIS GAME BE ANY SLOWER?

Photo: BrendanMC
Capped and submitted by Thugz Bunny, NYSE
Skaters: Sassy Hipsaw and Bonnie Thunders (GGRD)

WHO ORDERED INVISIBL COKE AND DOUBLE CHEEZBURGER?

Photo: BrendanMC (http://www.flickr.com/photos/brendanmc/)
Capped and submitted by Thugz Bunny, NYSE
Skaters (L to R): Brigitte Barhot, Raggedy Animal, 3 in the middle who I can't see clearly enough to tell, Gridlock jammer Beatrix Slaughter, Lil Red Terror, Beyonslay, Kandy Kakes.
Refs: Endless Justin and Flying Squirrel

YES YES I SEE

Photo: TheGirlsNY
Capped and submitted by Thugz Bunny, NYSE
Skaters (L to R): Lemony Kickit, Kandy Kakes, Tiger Bomb
Dudes: unidentified (tell us in the comments!) and Wyatt Trash

U CAN ARRR ALL U WANT

Photo: TheGirlsNY
Capped and submitted by Thugz Bunny, New York Shock Exchange
Skaters (L to R): Bonnie Thunders, Ginger Snap, Beyonslay, Murder City Mandy, Ani DiSpanco, Lemony Kickit, and Kandy Kakes (all from Gotham Girls Roller Derby's Bronx Gridlock, with the exception of Ani, from the Brooklyn Bombshells)

Caption Contest #5

O HAI

Here we go with the pic for the 5th ICHLJ Caption Contest! This was submitted by Johnny Zebra (that's his arm on the right), taken by Global Glenn, and features Charm City skaters Dolly Rocket and Duchess of Torque.

So deadlines are a little different here...You have until midnight (Eastern time) Sunday, October 7 and we'll post the winners on Wednesday, October 10. You CAN submit multiple captions. Send pics to icanhasleadjammer AT gmail DOT com or leave a comment below. Good luck and have fun!

KTHXBAI,
~Ricochet Rabbit

Caption Contest #4 Winners!!

O HAI

Almost forgot about the caption contest! We has winners, here they are:

Second runner-up is Terror Hawk from Grand Raggidy (who happens to be the skater on the far right):

Nice Photoshop skillz!!

First runner-up is Ivan Thinking:

And with the near sweep, our winner is also Ivan Thinking with another submission:
Congrats, Ivan!

So this is a nice demonstration that you are more than welcome to submit as many captions as you'd like, so get creative and send them all in! Also, if you have an awesome (but captionless) pic you'd like to see in a future contest, send that in too!

I'll have the new pic for this week's contest in just a few minutes...

KTHXBAI
~Ricochet Rabbit

i here deyz got pretzls at the snak bar

Photo: Axle Adams (http://www.flickr.com/photos/type2b/)
Capped and submitted by Hambone, GGRD
Skaters: Patti Whackin (KCRW) and Fisti Cuffs (GGRD)

oh hai VIP seat pursun.

Photo: Tom Igoe
Capped and submitted by Ginger Snap, Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Skater: unknown Kansas City Roller Warrior...any way to possibly identify through the socks or booty? Let us know in the comments!